Shit, Hidan!!!

I was really surprised we managed to finish our prayers without any interruptions, first time for everything. When we were done praying hidan removed the stake from his chest and threw it to the floor. "Thanks, Hidan." I said as i sighed gratefully. He scratched the back of his head. "Fuck, it's no problem." He stood up to stretch his back, which mad a loud cracking noise. The silence didn't last very long as we heard some heavy footsteps in the hallway. They stopped outside the door and knocked hard on Hidan's door "Hidan open the door now! Deena still has to repaint my office!" Kakuzu yelled. My eyes went wide in fright, although i really wanted to laugh. "Oi, Kakuzu! Fuck off already I’m damn busy." Hidan yelled back. Sometimes i couldn't believe the stuff Hidan would do to help me. I raised an eyebrow. "Aw, fuck!" He cursed as the door was torn from its hinges. Kakuzu was so pissed we could by the fury in his eyes. "OI, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU BREAK MY DAMN DOOR!" Hidan screamed extremely pissed off at this point. Kakuzu totally ignored Hidan, he pointed and glared daggers at me. "Deena! You and Chee come clean my office now!" He demanded. I was about to say something but Hidan beat me to it. "NO FUCKING WAY!" He shouted and lunged at Kakuzu and threw him against the wall. "Hidan, what do you think you’re doing?! Do not involve yourself in matters that do not concern you!!" He yelled angrily at Hidan. "If you have a fucking biff with Deena it doesn’t fucking mean you can destroy my stuff." I didn't know what to do, i didn't really want them to fight but, Kakuzu really should not have broken Hidan's door. "Deena, grab me my scythe." He asked me, still very much pissed. I nodded helplessly, i did not want want to get in between this fight. I threw Hidan his scythe which he caught with such ease. "Get out of my way, Hidan!!" I could tell Kakuzu's patience was running thin. Hidan held his scythe out in front of him. "You’ll have to fucking tear me in half first." I was starting to get 'concerned' with how ugly the situation had turned. Kakuzu remained standing there his angry breaths could be heard clearly. His eyes narrowed. "That can be arranged then." He ran toward him with a hardened fist. Hidan blocked it with the handle, it sent him skidding backwards. "Fuck, ya know how long I’ve wanted to do this!" he yelled and caught his footing before charging toward him.

I stood at the back of the room looking on in horror as yet again Hidan and Kakuzu fought. I stayed silent as i did not want to say anything that would add to the flame. Hidan aimed his scythe at Kakuzu who threw it off with his black tendrils "FUCK OFF KAKUZU YOU DICK" Hidan yelled and swiftly changed the direction of his scythe "Hidan you leave me no choice" Kakuzu threw a dozen needles at Hidan "Aw fuck that hurts" he said. Kakuzu used his tendrils to grab the scythe and decapitate Hidan. I was horrified i ran and caught his head which was shouting and cursing incredibly loud at at Kakuzu "YOU FUCKING COCK!!! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU CUT OFF MY HEAD YOU STINGY FUCKED UP MONEY WHORE!!!" Kakuzu ignored the colourful insults and continued at me. It was too little too late by the time Nana had got to the room. Hidan had already been decapitated, and Kakuzu looked like he was going to kill me on the spot. Nana held onto Kakuzu from behind "Kakuzu stop it's not worth it, and she will repaint your room. Wont you Deena" Nana said trying to calm the enraged Kakuzu. "Yea sure whatever, Fuck off now will you?" i said cold and heartlessly. They both left, i was still holding Hidan's head. "Hidan, i feel light headed" i said as it sunk in i was holding my best friends head. "Aw fuck, Deena don't faint on me. Go sit on the fucking bed." It was too late i had fainted backwards onto the floor over his body clutching his head. I could hear his voiced calling my name but i closed my eyes and everything went black.

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