'I can't believe it...'
I paced back and forth in the hallway. 'There's no way.'
I stopped, 'HOW CAN PEIN HAVE NEVER HAD SPAGHETTI BEFORE?! THAT'S GOT TO ILLEGAL SOMEWHERE.'
Quickly, I was on my new mission, give Hidan his present, I personally stole from my old buddy Zeus :P, and to make sure that tonight... PEIN WAS TASTING SPAGHETTI.
Though I can't eat spaghetti now, I remember eating it when I was home, before anyone here was even alive. But my mission was clear, noodles, tomatoes, and possibly some cheese. The single most awesome dish in the world, was going to be made, TONIGHT. I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, OR WHAT YOU ARE. I LIVE WITH A FISH DAMMIT!
First, I went to my room and grabbed a mysterious bottle, it was slightly red, but still transparent. I put it in my cloak, that was wrapped nicely around my waist, perfectly hiding that once again, I was wearing nothing underneath :].
Second, I skipped back to the kitchen, and I looked in the cupboards, there were noodles, and the tomatoes that were on the counter... uggghh... Zetsu could have those. It was time to do a little gardening, I supposed.
To begin the culinary masterpiece I was about to make, I left the hideout. I'm not supposed to, but hell. It's just tomatoes. My wings were placed just where I wore no fabric, so they didn't rip my shirt when the bones ripped their way out of her back, I clenched my chest. This heart... I really do hate it, maybe Zetsu'll eat it for me.
I found the small garden I had neatly kept, just outside the hideout. It looked untouched except for the stray rabbit maybe. The tomatoes were ripe, and I mused happily, I placed one to my lips and quickly got back inside.
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An hour later, I had the spaghetti made, with some dango on the side, and topped with some oblong tea, for most anyway... Hidan was going to have to drink his present. I mused, spun, and I delivered the pasta to everyone's rooms. And at Pein's door, I called, "Hey Pein, can you open the door?" I heard someone stand up from a chair, and the door creaked open.
"Hello Miss Alex... what's this...?" He looked at me, one eye-brow arched.
I giggled, I pushed past him and entered his office, "Well, I know you haven't eaten since the last time I fed you, you need some nutrition big boy. And also, I know you've never had spaghetti and well... I decided it's time for me to try cooking again!" I spun in a circle, and placed the plate on his desk.
He let out a sigh, with a slight chuckle. "Thank you Alex."
"No need to thank me, we can't have our leader dead on his feet, now can we?" I smiled brightly at him and went to the doorway, "If you can't get food on your own, I'll gladly cook for you guys." With that, I left for Hidan's room.
When I rounded the corner to Hidan's room, I heard groaning, 'Did he just sacrifice?' No matter, blood didn't bother her in the least. She tapped the door with her foot, since her hands were full.
"Nnnnn..." A muffled sound called from his room.
I sighed in relief, 'Well, at least he's not dead.' I held the dish on my shoulder, and opened the door.
The room, was splattered with crimson, oh yes, he had sacrificed. But there was something missing... a body... I looked at Hidan... who was covering his head with a pillow, and there was red all around him. I sighed again. I placed the plate on a clean piece of furniture, the ONLY clean piece of furniture, and I removed the pillow from Hidan's head, and he thrashed out violently, and pulled his blanket over his head.
"Hidan, sweetie, it's time to wake up." I looked at his wrists, which were laying outside the blanket and I grabbed one of them, they were red, like they were scabbing over from a deep gash.
"What the fuck do you think you're doing woman?!" I examined them, still bleeding. I tore a piece of my shirt off, and wrapped it around each of them, stopping the blood flow.
Still pissed, he rolled back over, "Thank you, now go away." He cursed silently to himself. But I wasn't giving up, I picked up the plate and shoved it in his face, "Here. Dinner."
He looked at me and ignored me once more. I grabbed the bottle from my cloak, and put it on his bedside table.
"I got you a present while you were gone, it's Ambrosia Laced Vodka, the strongest alcohol in the world. I nearly got myself killed procuring the Ambrosia for it. It'll be the best you ever tasted, I swear. But don't give it to any of the recruits, or any of the other members. It's so strong, it'll probably kill them. I weakened yours, to about 20% of what is recommended. You may be immortal, but it can severely injure you. If you want the real stuff, go get the damned stuff yourself."
I walked out, and slammed the door behind me, his insolence always pissed me off. I stomped down the hall, angrily giving everyone their dinner.
When I reached back to my room, I ripped out my heart and placed it in a small box at the door. Feeling the blood leave my body, I went outside, and found a nice tree to sleep in.
