Not again Zetsu!

I was kicking back relaxing in the main room on the couch after Pein ordered a meeting. I was enjoying the silence until it got ruined by screaming and wailing. I did everything i could to block it out but to no anvil. "OH FOR FUCK SAKE!" i screamed. I got up off the couch and stomped off down to the members hallway, i caught Zetsu eating several recruits. "ZETSU! spit them out now!" i demanded. "Fuck off bitch" the black half said viciously. "Zetsu, I'm not going to ask you again, S-P-I-T T-H-E-M O-U-T" I said my patience growing thin. The black half of Zetsu scowled at me while the white half looked sincere and apologetic. "Sorry Deena" the white half said in a gentle tone. Zetsu spat the recruits out onto the floor. "If it makes you both feel better we'll go out so you can eat people" I suggested. "Finally! you only forgot to get us something to eat AGAIN! You're so fucking useless!" the black shouted at me. I ignored the comment "Thank you Deena. We will meet you later." the white half lastly said before leaving. I turned my attention back to poor unfortunate recruits, who were in a slight state of shock over what just happened.

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