Alright, since it is very clear that in the Akatsuki, some people don't know how to write embarrassing love notes! WELL. I shall give you all a lesson by example! OBSERVE.
Dear Zetsu,
I don't know how I've kept it in this long... but I... I've got to get something off of my chest. I have wanted to do this for a long time but... I just couldn't bring myself to do it. If you don't feel the same... I... I understand, not meant to be right? Well... I'm pretty sure you know what I'm getting at but... I... I HAVE to do this! I won't be able to sleep another night, if I could sleep!
I love you Zetsu, I always have... you're the REAL reason I joined the Akatsuki... The way you always fight with yourself... since you yourself don't know what you want... I... I can't get enough... The way your two voices blend into a perfect harmony, as smooth and sweet as melted chocolate... it sends shivers down my spine, and chills my bones.
And even the mere sight of you electrifies my hardened blood like no other has done before, you are perfect in every way shape and form... though people may feel that I am crazy for thinking this, I know what you are, and that is a pure masterpiece. I want to entire world to know how I feel about you, since I have bottled it up for oh so long, too long if you ask me. And again, even if you don't feel the same I... I understand...
The heart wants what the heart wants right...? So what's so wrong about wanting you...?
~Puppet
THERE WE GO KIDDIES. THAT'S HOW YOU WRITE A LOVE NOTE! GAWD. GET IT RIGHT! NOT JUST A SIMPLE, "I LOVE YOU"
