I looked up at the hideout. And smiled. I looked forward, and burst through the entry way. :3 I stopped just before the entrance to the common room of the hideout, and kicked the door open. "GUESS WHO'S BACK?!"
Heads turned everywhere, looking at me in awe, happiness, and astonishment. Several people came running to me, smiling, cheering, and I skipped through the hideout and kicked Hidan's door in. I saw Deena on the bed... "OH MY GAWD, I LEAVE FOR ONE DAY AND HE DOES THIS TO YOU DEENA?! I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO..." I fumed, then Deena gave me a huge hug. "Of course it's not like that, I luff chuu Alex!" I picked her up and twirled her around in a huge circle. Hidan just "tched" in the background, and I tackle hugged him, "JACKY!"
He gave me an odd look... "Oi, my name ain't Jack you fucker." "It be Jack the Ripper!" He laughed, "You and your damn nicknames. Welcome back." I stood up, helping Hidan up as I went. "It's great to be back!" I bolted out of the room and saw Zetsu on the ground, rocking... I poked him on the shoulder, "What's up guys?"
They turned to look at me, and started chasing me, "WE WANT TO EAT YOOOOOOU!" I was laughing the entire time, "I MISSED YOU GUYS TOO!" I stopped aburptly, turned, and gave him a huge hug. They hugged me back, and picked me up and carried me away bridal style, "But I'm not going to be your lunch." I jumped, and landed behind them, blew them a kiss, and ran to say hey to everyone else.
I ventured to the darkest parts of the hideout, and found Itachi. "Itachi, where are you going?" "The kitchen." "Honey, kitchen's the other way, this is where Orochimaru lives." Quickly, the blind Itachi turned and ran the other way. I just laughed. I walked farther and farther into the darkness.
"SSsssssssssssss."
I held back a laugh.
"Hisssssssssssssssssssssssss!"
I still held back a laugh.
"HISSSSSSSSS!"
"I KNOW IT'S YOU OROCHIMARU! GET YOUR SLITHERING BUTT OUT OF THE SHADOWS!"
With that, the pale shinobi popped out of no where, and looked at me. "You have returned?" I smiled and gave him a peace sign, "I'm surprised you heard, you never leave this dank place." He hissed, "this is where my snakes feel most comfortable." I laughed, "I know, I'm just teasing ya!" I gave him a huge hug, "I missed chuu!" "No one misses me -_- It's all a lie." I smacked him, "Oh shaddap Voldemort." He laughed and disappeared. "Weird..." I turned and started to run when I saw a silhouette of a man, he was walking towards the darkness, and I charged. Whoever it was, he was probably one of the original 10. So, I proceeded to tackle him to the ground.
Whoever was under me grunted as they hit the cold floor. "I'M HOOOOOOOME!" A needle sunk into my shoulder as I said that, "Wait... Alex...?" I smiled, tore the needle out and squeezed the person under me, "KAKUZU!" I ripped off his mask, put it on, and helped him up. "What are you doing back?" He asked, arching an eyebrow at me. "I only left until that..." I shivered "THING left." I smiled, linked my arms with Kakuzu's, and went to Dee's room. "Deena is in Hidan's room." "I know. But Chee is right next to her right?" He nodded. I unlinked our arms for a second, clapped my hands together, summoned my chakra, and slapped my hand against the wall that was also Chee's wall.
"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANT TO BE DISTURBED YOU..." She stopped yelling when she saw who it was. "ALEX?!" I smiled at her and gave her a huge hug. "HOW'S MOMMY?!" I giggled, and spun her around in a circle. "You're back?! Does that mean that..." "YEAH! SHE WAS KICKED OUT! WOO!" I danced, and had a group hug with Kakuzu and Chee, though Kakuzu was putting several needles into my left arm, I could feel the love. "Well, I'm off to go torment somebody else! BYE BYE!" I linked arms with Kakuzu once more and skipped through the hideout... which was kind of tough since Kakuzu wouldn't do it with me.
"KATSU!" There was an explosion in the kitchen, and I quickly turned. Turns into a mouse along the way. Kakuzu gave me an odd look as I scampered across the floor and into the kitchen. Deidara seemed to be having trouble with the oven... so he was making detonating cakes. Strange... I climbed up under his cloak, out his sleeve and into his hand. "What the hell is this rodent doing here, un?" I glared at him, and turned back into myself, Deidara quickly held me with his other arm. "You're light, un." "I need to be light, so I can fly :)" The smoke disapated and revealed that my clothes had fallen off with the transformation. I quickly poofed on my cloak before Deidara saw anything. "Not like I haven't seen it before." He gave me a sarcastic look, "You walk around naked here enough anyway." Shrugging my shoulders I said, "Yeah..." I jumped out of his arms and ran back over to Kakuzu. "ONWARD!"
We passed several recruits, who hugged, tackled, and high fived me. I laughed when I saw Tobi, he came up and gave me a huge hug, and then ran away when he saw Zetsu round the corner. "BYE ALEX LADY! TOBI IS A GOOD BOOOOOOOOOOOY!" I knocked on Konan's door, she opened it, nodded, and slammed it back in my face. "Missed you too Konan!" I beamed. I skipped away, "What a nice person." Kakuzu scoffed as I went to see Kisame in his fish tank, I dropped a couple of fish pellets into the tank and skipped away.
Madara saw me and nodded, "Welcome back Alex." I gave him a quick hug before he could attempt to murder me. I laughed as I looked back and swore I saw him breathe fire. Sasori was next, he was polishing his blades, which he threw at me, one struck me right between the eyes, and Kakuzu tore it out. "Baka, she just got back." "I know, that's how I saw welcome back to someone who steals my puppets." I laughed, "You're so funny Sasori!"
After about... an hour... I realized... Pein wasn't here... I sniffed the air. "Kakuzu, I'm going to leave for a minute, BE RIGHT BACK!" I disappeared in a puff of smoke.
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I reappeared in Pein's office in Ame, and I gave him a huge hug from behind, "Hello Miss Alex, welcome back." He chuckled slightly, and I laughed, "So... what paperwork do you have for me?" I walked around to face him. "No paperwork for you, you just came back, enjoy the day." "Nope." I grabbed a pile of papers that were about half my height and poofed them back to my room, "Now I have something to do. Besides torture everyone here." I gave him a little finger wave, and disappeared.
"Welcome back to the Akatsuki."
