I only grabbed the essitals; cable, scythe, stake and some extra clothes I guess. "That's all the shit I need." I yawned. I closed my door locking the dead bolt. But before I could go anywhere I had to give Kakuzu a little gift. I pounded on the ugly green hoku. "Oi, kakuzu," I called. "open the fucking door!" There was a short pause before he decided to open it, "What do you want?" He was a disheaveled mess; fuck and I thought he looked bad as it was. "I just wanted to give you your laundry; don't have to fucking sever my neck for that." Well not yet anyway... I pulled the box out from under my arm and held it out. "Why is it sealed?" He asked raising an annoyed brow. "Duh, dumbfuck, I had it dry-cleaned; you don't have to be a dick about it when I do something nice." I shrugged smiling; though I could hard;y keep myself from laughing at the thought of when he opens it only to find his clothes dyed pink and his cloak now bleached to the purest white. "Anyway, Deena taking me with her wherever the fuck she's going. I'll be back in 2 weeks or so." I walked down the hall; I could almost see a smile break ascoss his lips. "Hell, he'll miss me." I scoffed and took the first stair until almost immediately I heard Kakuzu's door fly open. "HIDAN YOU IDIOT!!" He screamed; I turned to see him engulfed in fury. "Aww Kakuzu-chan I thought you'd lik-" He cut me off busting my skull in with one of those hardass briefcases; I fell down the stairs laughing my ass off. Sasori, Deidara, and Itachi were sitting in the main room were having a group facepalm session while Deena couldn't contain herself worth a damn.

I stood up and dusted myself off. "Alright, let's get the hell out of this shithole." I grinned.