"DAMN THAT PMSING BASTARD!" I kicked a rock. Only for it to split down the middle in the next second.

Jashin whimpered as he brushed against my leg, knocking me over... he hasn't quite gotten used to his new ginormous size. He went up to me and licked my face, I giggled. What a ticklish tongue. I scratched him gently behind his ears, and he nudged my side, rolling me over... -3- Damn this oversized kitten! I sat up and stroked the his sleek black fur.

Suddenly, the trees around me were being bulldozed... Madara in the bulldozer... "MAKIN ROOM FOR THE RENOVATIONS. MOVE!" I quickly turned Jashin into a kitten, stuffed him into my shirt, released my wings and flew up into the air. "FUCKING CUNT!" I flew off to another tree, SOMEWHERE FAR AWAY. And took a small nap... mumbling profanities until I fell asleep.