FireCrotch: Is in his own room too often. And I don't think he's doing just paperwork.
Konan: With FireCrotch too often. And I don't think she's helping with the paperwork much.
Raggedy Ann: Is a grouch, who has never been laid, and takes his tension and stress out on others.
Ken: The human drug smuggling doll. And, needs to lay off the crack.
Barbie: The giant baby, just throws a different version of temper tantrums.
Voldemort: -w- Self explained... try turning a light on... I think he skin will burn.
PMS: ... ... ... ... ... ... Do you need anything else?
Charlie Bucket (Tobi): The flailing... candy addicted... *shivers*... Needs to lay off the speed.
Jack the Ripper: The Sadistic Masochistic Religious Egotistical Psychopath. Which is an anagram for S.P.E.R.M.. Has the strongest chastity belt you'll ever find, and needs to stop tripping over random sharp objects.
Venus Fly Trap: Man eating plant. Eats fish, humans, cats, animals, everything it can. Needs to stop eating recruits, and to stop trying to eat Jashin.
Ariel: The walking fish. I wonder if he does need water... and jumps back into his tank at the end of the day. OH. And STOP LETTING HIM INTO THE DRAINAGE.
Blind Ass: ... ... Stop cooking.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET BORED. AND YOU LEAVE ME ALONE IN CHATZY. BEWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE.
