Light shone through the window. I groaned as it hit my face. I automatically placed my hand over my eyes at the contact of the light. Where did the fucking light come from? I always made sure my room was pure dark when I slept. Every single window in my room was covered by thick, black, impossible-to-see-through curtains. I couldn’t fucking deal with the sun and brightness when I slept. The slightest flicker of light was a god damn annoyance.
"Wake up, moron." A gruff deep voice said.
It took me about a full 5 seconds to realize who the voice belonged to.
"Go the fuck away." I groaned moving my head away.
Kakuzu sighed and wrinkled his nose in disgust at the sight of my most recent penance to Jashin-sama. I lay on the floor, inside my large faded Jashin circle. Stabbed in multiple places and skin cut open with piano wire; the stake lay embedded in my heart, my scythe was wrenched into my stomach with some innards dripping out from the gaping large wound. My arms and legs had about two dozen kunai stabbed in multiple places. Drenched in blood, my hair was a mess, and Kakuzu noticed some bits of flesh lying a few inches away from me. He recognized it as a couple of my fingers. Kakuzu sighed.
"Rise and shine, you idiot." He said, his annoyance with me obvious in his tone.
I turned my head back and forth; struggling almost like a god damn fish out of water.
"I said go the fuck away Kakuzu! Close the god damn curtains!" I grumbled.
Kakuzu's pestering was endless. "Wake up you dipshit!"
I kept my hand over my eyes, still acting as if the light was a fucking disease or something. I just groaned and swore at Kakuzu some more.
"Hidan, you better wake up." Kakuzu said annoyed.
" Dipshit! Go the fuck away! I wasn't out that long!"
"Six days."
"hhmm?"
"Six Days you were unconscious." Kakuzu said.
"What the fuck? That long?" I asked drearily.
Kakuzu sighed, annoyed and removed Hidan's hand from his eyes. "Yes, that long."
Hidan's eyes widened at the sudden contact of light.
"FUCKING HELL! JASHIN-SAMA….MOTHER…FUCKING…DEMONS!"
I rubbed my tired eyes with dirty bloody hands as I cursed some more.
"You're seriously nuts in the head. You know that right?" Kakuzu said, just staring.
"Yeah…yeah… do me a favor and shut the fuck up and leave!" I said annoyed as his hand rubbed his face and he felt the light stubble around my chin and mouth. I groaned.
"shit…." He muttered. Hidan hated it when his facial hair grew out. It made me look like a fucking old man.
"I'm not leaving." Kakuzu said pointy.
"Why the fuck not? You have at least a day for me to recover and clean myself up before you can take off on any missions. And the room is fucking spinning.. so why don't you just fucking leave and suck it up…..and….?" I dropped off to fucking tired to deal with his shit. Kakuzu rolled his eyes and ignored my last statement, and answered my question.
"Well, one: because I take it you can't really move, until I repair you, considering the state you're in right now." Kakuzu pointed to the gaping wound in my stomach.
"oh yeah…." I mumbled. "I forgot about that….."
"And two…" Kakuzu said. "You are deadly screwed over right now."
I raised an eyebrow. “What the fuck for?”
“You dumbass, you disappear for days in your room and no one has a god damn idea where you are.” Kakuzu said annoyed as hell at this point.
“Yeah, yeah... Just fuck off Kakuzu I’ll be up in a couple hours so just screw off.” I rolled back over waiting for him to leave. Of course he didn’t instead he grabbed my headband and dragged me up so I was eyelevel with him. “Hidan, I’m not waiting around for you to get your ass up any longer just get the hell up.” I growled. “Let go of me you gay fuck; your breath smells like shit!” I yelled. He clocked me across the face sending splatters of blood across the floor as he broke my nose. “YOU FUCKTARD!” Instead of replying he stood up dragging me with him. “The hell Kakuzu!? Fucking let me go!!!” He pushed the shutter open and lifted me up. I looked down. “Kakuzu, don’t you fucking dare!!” I tried to pry his disgusting fingers off my neck. “Have a nice swim, cursed bastard.” He tossed me through the window. I hung there for a moment watching the sickening satisfied smirk almost bust his stitches in two before plunging into the river below.
Sinking like a fucking rock as I hit; I fought to break the surface and drag myself onto the shore. “KAKUZU FUCKING PRICK I’M GOING TO RIP YOUR FUCKING HEARTS OUT OF YOUR GOD DAMN CHEST WHEN I GET UP THERE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!” I screamed at him. “Just get your ass back up here so I can stitch you back up, stupid bastard!” He yelled and turned from the window. I swear I’m going to fucking curse his ass one of these damn days.
Btw fucking change my name back in the Intro!!!
