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"Hidan, get up; I have a list of bounties to get done." Pein knocked on the door. "Fuck off, it's too damn early." I growled. I turned over and fell out of the bed landing on my previous ritual. "FUCK!!!!!!!!" I screamed jumping up. I looked in the mirror to see a dozen or so kunai in my back, fuck great. I kicked the door open and walked out. Suddenly the sound of a crash came from the main room.

Wondering what all the damn fucking racket was about I walked out to see everyone crowded around. I almost choked when I saw Kakuzu smashed to hell with the TV. "Fuck I missed something good!" Forgetting how much damn pain I was in; I laughed hysterically as Kakuzu lie there like a fucking dead man.

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