Hehehehe, a little fun story of me and my demon... we argue a lot...
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"Get back inside me you cretin."
"NO!"
"You can't cause any trouble unless you have a host. And I'm the only one who hasn't been killed by your presence. So, will you stop being stubborn and get back inside?"
The demonic shadow crossed her arms, saying without words, 'Make me bitch.'
"ONYX EL QUARTRA! GET YOUR DEMONIC ASS BACK INSIDE ME OR I'LL SEND A FUCKING ANGEL AFTER YOU."
"You don't scare me Harpy."
"You know, without a host, you'll be exploding from the pain of not being able to cause terror on Halloween."
"It's all Hallows Eve." She stuck her spectral tongue out at me.
I caught her forked tongue between my fingers. "I know. I was a demon for... how many years?"
"BLOO FLUFFING BITH!" Onyx squirmed.
"Do I have to reattach you the old fashioned way?! WITH A FUCKING NEEDLE AND THREAD LIKE DOUCHE FUCKER PETER PAN?!"
For some reason... Onyx hated needles... I never knew why.
"BLEEEEEEEEEH!" She shrieked.
"So... what'll it be...?" I slowly released her tongue.
"... I'm sowwy..." She hugged me, "That's better, welcome back to your own personal hell."
She purred.
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Short, but I was extremely bored XD
