Some of these things have happened in real life/were edited by some things that happened in real life.
EDIT:
More stories added.
The Door
*Toby's trying hard to push open a closed school door to leave but struggling*
Deiara: *walks up* Toby, what are you doing?
Toby: *while still trying to push open door* Trying to open this door... *gives up* But it won't budge... I think it's stuck
Deiara: ... *pushes door open with a finger*
Toby: Oh... well, I loosened it up for you.
Deiara: *has annoyed expression* Uh huh...
Toby: *is walking out the door* Toby's a good girl, right senpai?
Deiara: Yeah...
Gay Pride
Deiara: *is standing around and waiting for everyone else*
Rin: *runs up fast and glomps Deiara* Hey Deiara
Tori: *walks up*
Deiara: Hey, Rin, Tori
Rin: *lets go*
Toby: *sneeks up behind Rin*
Rin: So, where's Toby?
Toby: *glomps Rin and causes Rin to scream* Toby's right here!
---
Deiara: Well... looks like everyone's here
Rin: Yup, and now we go mess with some people.
Group: *starts walking around the football stadium randomly and then stop somewhere*
Rin: GAY PRIDE!!!!!!!!!!
Deiara: What the hell?
Tori: ... Don't ask...
Toby: Oh! Toby wants to do it too!
Rin: Okay!
Dei & Tori: Oh, god...
Rin & Toby: GAY PRIDE!!!!!!!!!
Deiara: ... This is going to be a long night...
---
Deiara: ... How many times have they said it now?
Tori: About 30 times... give or take
Toby: *checks time* Aww... I have to go
Rin: That's okay, later Toby
Tori: Bye Toby, see you later
Deiara: See ya
Toby: *starts to walked up but Rin comes up to her and gives her a hug*
Tori: Aw... that's sweet
Rin: GAY PRIDE!!!!!
Deiara: ... Spoke too soon...
---
Rin: GAY PRIDE!!!!!
Deiara: Wonder when we can leave...
Rin: Come on guys! Shout it with me.
Tori: *sighs* Fine
Deiara: No
Rin: *does puppy dog eyes* Please?
Deiara: ... Okay, I'll do it
Tori: You give in too easily
Deiara: Shut up
Disappearance
Deiara: *talking to Toby when Hitachi walks up*
Hitachi: Deiara
Dei & Toby: *look over*
Hitachi: Guess what?
Deiara: What?
Hitachi: I know how to do my teleportation jutsu
Deiara: ... Okay
Hitachi: Look *opens door, walks in, and closes door*
Dei & Toby: ...
Toby: OMG WHERE'D HE GO?
Deiara: *slaps forehead*
Flower
Nameless: *walks over with eye twitching*
Deiara: ? What's wrong?
Nameless: Toby did something gross...
Deiara: What?
Nameless: See for yourself, I have to go *walks off*
Deiara: *walks over to Toby* What'd you do?
Toby: ?
Deiara: What'd you do to Nameless?
Toby: Nothing
Deiara: Then why'd he have a weird look on his face?
Toby: Oh, well, you know that shiny flower that I found at lunch that was on the ground?
Deiara: Yes
Toby: Well... I licked it
Deiara: You even know where that's been?
Toby: *licks shiny flower* No
Deiara: I figured...
Football
Dei & Toby: *walk into the football arena*
Toby: Thanks for taking me to the game, senpai
Deiara: Don't mention it.
Dei & Toby: *look around*
Toby: Where's Rin and Tori?
Deiara: I don't know maybe-
Toby: *grabs Deiara's hand and drags her* Maybe they're over there! *drags Deiara around stadium and stops and nearly cries* I can't find them!
Rin: TOBY!
Toby: *looks behind her to see Rin and Tori* Rin! Where were you?
Rin: Right here! You passed us!
Toby: Oh...
---
Rin: *hugs Deiara*
Toby: Can Toby have a hug?
Rin: No. I'll get Toby germs
Toby: *looks down* Aww...
Tori: *sighs and gives Toby a hug*
Toby: Yay! *glances over to sitting Rin*
Rin: *looking at sky*
Toby: *sneeks up to Rin and hugs her*
Rin: OMG! TOBY GERMS!
---
Tori: *looks at the scoreboard*
Deiara: Our team sucks...
Tori: Yeah, we're getting killed
Toby: ! *walks over*
Dei & Tori: *look at each other and then Toby* ?
Toby: We suck~
We suck~
We suck their *&%!~
Dei & Tori: *eye twitches*
Toby: What?
Dei & Tori: *backs away*
Toby: What? What'd Toby say?!
---
Group: *Toby sitting on ground, Tori standing beside Toby and leaning on pole, Deiara standing, Rin sitting on pole freezing*
Rin: I'M FRIGGIN COLD! *looks at Toby and cuddles her* Warmth!
Toby: Woah... *looks at Rin oddly, gets up, and walks beside Tori*
Rin: *looks at Deiara and cuddles her*
Deiara: *looks at Rin*
Rin: You're warm...
Tori: I wish I could take a picture of this...
Rin: What? She's warm!
Lick
Toby: *walks to bleachers and picks a clarinet up*
Deiara: Do you even know if that's yours?
Toby: *licks Clarinet* Well, it is now.
Deiara: Dude... that's gross...
Toby: I claim things that are mine by licking them and Nameless's mine
Deiara: OMFG THAT'S SICK!
Words
Deiara: *sitting at desk*
Houston: *walks up* Hey Deiara
Deiara: Houston...
Houston: So, how's my emo ho doing?
Deiara: *eye twitches* What?
Houston: You're my emo bitch
Deiara: *glares*
Houston: *starts walking away*
Deiara: *puts foot out*
Houston: *trips and hits the ground*
Deiara: Never call me that!
Mate
Amber & Tori: *sitting down working on butterfly project*
Deiara: *working by self*
Tori: *looks up at me* Don't you need a "mate" for this project?
Houston: *looking around and shouting* Where's my mate?! I can't do this alone!
Deiara: ... If it's going to be him, I'd rather not *goes back to working on project*
Tori: ... *goes back to project* I don't blame you
Movies
Deiara: *walks into movie theator*
Nameless: *approaches* Deiara!
Deiara: *looks over* Hey Nameless
Nameless: Listen, can you help me out?
Deiara: Sure
Nameless: They won't let me in the theator because I'm not an adult. Can your sensei get me in? I have money
Deidara: *nods* Just get in line with us
*a minute later*
Nameless: THANK YOU!
Deiara: I saved your ass, didn't I?
Nameless: Yeah, you did. I owe you
Deiara: I'll remember that. Later, dude
---
Deiara: I heard the movie's good
Deidara: It is, the older version of it was.
Deiara: And it'll be good because everyone's packed into seats *sits down*
Deidara: *sits down* I hope so.
*movie starts playing and a sex scene comes up*
Deiara: Ugh! Sick!
Deidara: *looks away* I can tell there will be more of these...
Random Guy: *raises arms* WHOO! OH YEAH, THIS IS AWESOME!
*a little later in the movie the guy in front still won't shut up*
Random Guy: HELL YEAH! THIS MOVIE ROCKS!
Deiara: Hey! Down in front! Shut up!
---
Deiara: Hey Toby, guess what?
Toby: What?
Deiara: I went to see Friday the 13th
Toby: That's unfair...
Deiara: And I helped Nameless out on getting in
Toby: *eyes widen* Nameless was there?! *insert dramatic "no"* Why wasn't I told of this?!
Deiara: ... This may be a bad time to mention that I probably could've invited you...
Toby: WHY DIDN'T YOU?!
Deiara: Sorry! I thought you were busy!
Toby: I WASN'T BUSY! I'M NEVER BUSY!
Deiara: I DON'T KNOW YOUR SCHEDULE!
Hotdog
Toby: I'm hungry *starts drinking from water fountain*
Deiara: Don't you mean, thirsty?
Toby: I actually said that to Nameless on the phone one day
Deiara: So?
Toby: He said I should eat a hotdog
Deiara: *eye twitches*
Toby: ... I know, I told him to think over what he just said... and then he said I was a pervert
Deiara: He brought it up, but seriously, that's sick...
Faster
Deiara: You know, Taylor said something really perverted today in band
Toby: Oh god... let's hear it
Deiara: You know how the teacher said "do it faster" when we were playing the march?
Toby: Oh god...
Deiara: Yeah... She emphasized the "do it faster"
Toby: That's perverted but at least she didn't do it worse like *moans a little* I can't...
Deiara: *eye twitches* You are sick... You're a sick pervert...
Pervert Level
Toby: *smiles* Yup, Nameless says I'm almost more perverted than him
Deiara: You're nowhere near Tatsuma's level or Kaitlyn's level for that matter
Toby: Am I on the Toby level?
Deiara: No... you're on the weird Tobi level
Toby: I'm not on my own level? That's so wrong...
