The videos I got these lyrics from is on the next page. Sorry, I like these songs so far, still working on the Fieldtrip episode. It's going to be pretty long. So Note: I didn't make the movies, I'm not taking the credit I'm posting these on here because I relate to the songs, and I like the songs. I've watched the vids...... About 12 times. Anyway here are the two songs:
Akatsuki Sing-along- "If Deidara was Gay"
Deidara: Ahh
An afternoon alone with my favorite book,
“Broadway Musicals of the 1940s”
No roommate to bother me
How could it get any better than this?
Tobi: Oh, hi Deidara!
Deidara: Hi Tobi… =__=
Tobi: Hey Deidara,
you’ll never guess
what happened to me
on the subway this morning
This guy…
was smiling at me…
and talking to me…
Deidara: That’s very interesting
Tobi: He was being real friendly
And I think he was coming on to me
I think he might have thought I was gay!
Deidara: Ahem
So, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don’t care.
What did you have for lunch today?
Tobi: Oh, you don’t have to
Get all defensive about it, Deidara…
Deidara: I’m NOT getting defensive!
What do I care
about some gay guy you met, okay?
I’m trying to read…
Tobi: Oh, I didn’t mean anything by it, Deidara
I just think it’s something
We should be able to talk about
Deidara: I don’t want to talk about it, Tobi
This conversation is over!!!
Tobi: Yeah, but…
Deidara: OVER!!!
Tobi: Well, okay, but just so you know –
If you were gay
*twitch twitch*
Tobi: That’d be okay
(Calm down, Deidara… un…)
(Think nice thoughts…)
(such as…)
(…)
Tobi: I mean ‘cause, hey,
*Imagines Tobi getting killed*
*smiles*
Tobi: I’d like you anyway
Because you see
If it were me
I would feel free
*getting annoyed*
Tobi: To say that I was gay
*emo cloud hovers overhead*
*cries*
(But I’m not gay)
Deidara: Tobi… please
I am trying to read!
What?!
Tobi: If you were queer
Deidara: Tobi…
Tobi: I’d still be here
Deidara: Tobi, I’m TRYING to read this book!
Tobi: Year after year
*annoyed*
Deidara: Tobi…
Tobi: Because you are dear to me
*screams*
Tobi: And I know that
You would accept me, too
Deidara: What?
I would?
Tobi: If I told you today
Hey, guess what?!
*emo cloud’s back*
Tobi: I’m gay!
(but I’m not gay)
I’m happy
Just being with you
(I miss Sasori… un… T_T)
Tobi: So what should it matter to me
What you do in bed with guys?
Deidara: TOBI THAT’S GROSS!
Tobi: NO IT’S NOT!
If you were gay
Deidara: Argh…
Tobi: I’d shout “HOORAY!”
Deidara: I am NOT listening!
Tobi: And here I’d stay
Deidara: Lalalala~
Tobi: But, I wouldn’t get in your way
You can count on me
To always be
(What’d I do to deserve THIS?!)
Tobi: Beside you everyday
To tell you it’s okay
(I wonder if slitting my wrist will hurt much…)
(Maybe bomb myself? That’d be more Artistic…)
(Maybe Itachi killed his family because Tobi is actually an Uchiha…)
Tobi: You were just born that way
(I’m leaving Naruto… I heard they have a vacancy for the episodes in Bleach…)
Tobi: And, as they say
It’s in your DNA, you’re gay
Deidara: BUT I’M NOT GAY!!!
Tobi: If you were gay
*goes into an angry frenzy*
Akatsuki Sing-along- "It Sucks to be Me"
Once upon a time, in the Akatsuki hideout…
Konan: Morning, Pein!
Pein: Hi, Konan~
Konan: How’s life?
Pein: Disappointing!
Konan: What’s the matter?
Pein: The catering company laid me off.
Konan: Oh, I’m sorry!
Pein: Me too!
I mean, look at me!
I’m ten years out of college, and
I always thought ---
Konan: What?
Pein: No, it sounds stupid.
Konan: Aww, come on!
Pein: When I was little
I thought I would be…
Konan: What?
Pein: A big comedian
On late night TV
But now I’m thirty-two
Konan: OMG REALLY?! You are OLD!! Ewwwwwwww!
Pein: And as you can see
Neji: That’s because it’s your destiny… and you aren’t destined to change your destiny…
Konan: And who the heck are you?!
Pein: I’m not
Konan: Nope!
(Is she still listening T_T)
Pein: Oh Well,
It sucks to be me.
*goes to emo corner*
Konan: Nooo.
Pein: It sucks to be me.
Konan: No!
Sasuke: *sniff*
T_T you are stealing MY emo corner!
Konan: IT’S THE EMO CLOUD OF DOOM!!!
Pein: It sucks to be broke
And unemployed
And turning thirty-three.
(He talks too much)
Pein: It sucks to be me.
Konan: Oh, you think your life sucks?
*nods*
Pein: I think so.
Konan: Your problems aren’t so bad!
Pein: Oh, really?!
Konan: I’m kinda pretty
And pretty smart.
Pein: You are
Thanks, I like romantic things
Like music and art.
(Must… get rid of Sasori and Deidara, and Itachi)
*Intent to kill*
Deidara: ART IS A BANG, UN!
Sasori: No way… Art lasts forever…
Konan: And as you know
I have a gigantic heart
So why~~~~~~~~
Pein: OMG PLZ DON’T CRY! DON’T CRY!
Konan: Don’t I have a boyfriend?
$#@&
It sucks to be me!
Pein: Me too.
Konan: It sucks to be me.
Pein: It sucks to be me.
It sucks to be Pein…
Konan: And Konan
Pein: To not have a job!
Konan: To not have a date!
Pein: It sucks to be me.
Konan: It sucks to be me.
*both cry*
Tobi: Lalalala…~
Pein: Hey, Tobi~ Deidara~
Can you settle something for us?
Deidara: Stupid Tobi… un
Tobi: Ouch
Pein: Do you have a second?
Deidara: Uh huh
Konan: Whose life sucks more?
Pein’s or mine?
Tobi: Ours!
Deidara: Ours!
We live together.
Tobi: We’re as close as people can get.
Deidara: We’ve been the best of buddies…
Konan: Aww… Isn’t that cute, Pein?
Tobi: Ever since the day we met.
Pein: Yea…
Deidara: So he knows lots of ways
To make me really upset.
Tobi: WHAT?!
Deidara: Oh, every day is an aggravation
Tobi: Come on, that’s an exaggeration!
Konan: OMG it’s the evil Tobi!!!
Deidara: You leave your clothes out.
You put your feet on my chair.
Tobi: Oh yeah?
You do such anal things
Like ironing your underwear
Deidara: HEY YOU PROMISED NEVER TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT!!!
*lol*
Deidara: You make that very small apartment
We share a hell
Tobi: So do you,
That’s why I’m in hell too!
Deidara: It sucks to me!
Tobi: No, it sucks to be me!
Deidara: It sucks to be me!
Everyone: Is there anyone here
It doesn’t suck to be?
Everyone + Sasuke and Sasori: It sucks to be me!
