HEY! Yes, I am alive on this world! This is another random fan fiction. I could have created another world for this specifically, but this world needed some help so this will work.
It started out with me being depressed about something or other, and Mokona (Cyrus) gave me (in e-mail) a Happiness Cookie which is actually a cookie lined in crack! So in the whole e-conversation, it starts before this. Questions? Ask me! ^^
IT'S SHOW TIME!
Alazne: There is no way I'm eating a cookie lined in crack. Now, if you had a cookie lined in catnip...
Cyrus: No but I have I laser pointer. <turns it on> <waves the light around Alazne> Catch the light!
Alazne: <not bothering to hold back> NYAAAAH! <furiously chases light> NYAAAAH! GET BACK HERE! NYAAAAH!
<Cyrus puts the light on Alazne's face>
<Alazne slaps her own face>
[enter: Kish]
Kish: Hey! What's up?
<Cyrus gets the evil idea to put the light on Kish's face>
<Cryus puts light on Kish's face>
<Alazne slaps Kish>
[enter: Edward Cullen]
<Cyrus immediatly puts light on Edward's face>
<Alazne moves to Edward with this look on her face> Something like this: >=)
<Alazne beats the ^#*@ out of Edward to get the light>
Cyrus: Catch the fairy! Catch the fairy!
Alazne: NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[Enter: Ikuto and Yoru]
Ikuto: We heard banging. What's wrong?
<They notice the laser pointer>
<Ikuto does a character change>
<Alazne is soon followed by Ikuto>
<Yes, they both have cat ears and tail>
Ikuto: NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Alazne: NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
<Ikuto and Alazne are soon chasing the laser pointer>
Cyrus: Let's see what happens when...<turns off laser pointer>
Ikuto: <realizing what he just did> I can't believe that I just did that...
Alazne: I can! Nyaaah~ Now I'm tired...OH MI GOD! I'm sorry Kish! I didn't know what was going on...instincts took over..I'm so sorry! <bows numerous times>
Kish: Uh...it's okay...You're just like another neko-chan (kitty) that I know...
Cyrus: I got Alazne to beat up a vampire!
Alazne: YES! Take that vampire wanna-be!
Edward: What?
Alazne: Nothing~
<Cyrus revves up a gatling gun loaded with silver bullets>
Cyrus: What she said.
Alazne: <to Edward> Are you even affected by silver bulles?
Edward: I have no idea. No one uses them anymore.
Alazne: I suggest tha you find out now...and fast!
<Cyrus' finger is on the trigger>
<Cyrus opens fire>
<the bullets bounce off harmlessly off of Edward's chest>
Cyrus: Screw this. <to unseen hordes of Team Edward fangirls> I FOUND HIM!!!
<Cyrus puts a holy fire blessing on each girl as she dashes past>
Cyrus: Do vampires BURN well?
Alazne: <confused> Are you talking about sunlight?
Edward: I sparkle in sunlight. <sparkle sparkle>
<fangirls tackle-hug Edward>
<Holy Fire blessing starts burning Edward's sking>
Cyrus: <laughing maniacally> THIS is burning!
Alazne: <anime shocked look on face> <jaw dropped> <anime sweat drop> ...I'm just glad that I'm not a Team Edward fangirl...
Cyrus: <still laughing manically at Edward's flaming body>
Alanze: <anime sweat drop gets even bigger> I don't know this guy...
Cyrus: Okay, I'm finished. Where was I?
Alazne: <thinks> Should I really tell him?
Cyrus: Hmmmm...Oh, right! Oh, wait never mind...damn...
Alazne: <false concern> <inside, she is shouting with joy> You can't remember it?
Cyrus: Huh? Remember what?
