Episode 1: The Many Pokemon Misadventures Me And My Friends Have
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This is just a little Pokemon RP my friend Naiko and I did over Facebook. ^^ Please, no one take ANY offense! >.< We were just having fun!!!
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ALAZNE has fainted!
NAIKO throws pokeball at ALAZNE.
[Pokeball shakes 3 times, then clicks]
Naiko: YEAH!! I got me... [does some stupid pose] an ALAZNE! :DD
ALAZNE is inside the Pokeball.
Alazne: AAAANNNNGGGSSSTTTT. GLOOOOOOMMMMM. DOOOOOOOMMMMMMM. =_=
Naiko: Oh!
NAIKO encounters a wild TOMMY!
[battle music begins]
NAIKO sends out ALAZNE!
Naiko: GO ALAZNE!! [throws pokeball, out comes ALAZNE]
Alazne: [ticked] WHAT? [sees Tommy] Oh. It's that thing. [to Naiko] Can I
leave yet?
Naiko: Alazne! Use Sweet Kiss!
Alazne: =.= Hell no.
ALAZNE does not obey!
ALAZNE goes to sleep
Naiko: WHA!?!?!? I must not have a corresponding amount of badges!
Alazne: No duh.
TOMMY attacks ALAZNE!
TOMMY uses headbutt on sleeping ALAZNE!
CRITICAL HIT!
ALAZNE is in critical health!
Alazne: For the love of all that is good...
ALAZNE used SMACK
It was super effective!
TOMMY is in critical health!
Naiko: Yay! Alazne! Now finish with ICE BEAM! :D
Alazne: [thinks] He does realize that I can't do that, right?
Naiko: Ice Beam! Ice Beam! :D :D :D :D :D
Alazne: [glares] You do realize that I can't do that, right?
Naiko: Ice Beam! Ice bea- WHAT!?!!?!
TOMMY uses headbutt!
CRITICAL HIT!
ALAZNE faints!
Alazne: Smooth...
NAIKO is out of usable Pokemon!
NAIKO blacks out!
Alazne: Well, THAT could've ended better.
Nurse Joy: Hello! Let me take your pokemon back for some sex therapy... I
mean "healing" C:
ALAZNE: 0[]0 NO WAY! I'M GOOD! [to Naiko] Why doncha just get me some potions, ai'ight?
Alazne: No! It looks like fun! :D Go on Alazne! Don't be shy! :D
[hands ALAZNE over to Nurse Joy]
Nurse Joy: There's a reason they call me "joy" you know C:
ALAZNE: [flees] HASTA LA VISTA!!!!
Naiko: NO!!! My only Pokemon... D:
Nurse Joy: Would you like some healing??? C:<
Alazne: [commenting] RUN! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
Naiko: Sure... [emoness]
Nurse Joy: HUZZAH! C:
Alazne: =_= He's a goner. [to Naiko] You do realize that Joy is actually ROY, right? That's a dude.
Naiko: AH!! [gets the hell out] He looked so... feminine... >.<
Alazne: [shrugs shoulders] He's a professional disguise master and transvestite. Whaddaya expect?
Naiko: ...[shudders] So Alazne... Are we still... Pokemon and Master? :O
Alazne: Sure. Why not? [shrugs again] After all, [grins wickedly] You still need someone to save your butt out there.
[END....maybe?]
