Episode 2: Naiko Gets More Pokemon Who Are Actually More Of Our Friends And We Want Out
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This is a continuation of my first RDAHAL story...no offense to any hard-core Pokemon people, or really any offense to anyone, but just read to enjoy! Thanks! ^^
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NAIKO encouters a wild TRISHA!
Naiko: GO ALAZNE!!!!
ALAZNE pops out of Pokeball
Alazne: w00t! XD
battle music commences
Trisha: I'm confused....
Wild TRISHA is CONFUSED!
Naiko: ALAZNE! Use WAKE UP SLAP!
Trisha: .......
ALAZNE uses WAKE UP SLAP!
WAKE UP SLAP missed!
Naiko: NO! Argg!
Alazne: How the heck did it miss???
Wild TRISHA is just loafing around
Naiko: hmm..
Trisha: loafing?
Naiko: ALAZNE! Use SWEET KISS!!!
Alazne: WHAT?! >O
Naiko: C'mon! It'll put her to sleep!
Alazne: NO!!
Naiko: DO AS YO TRAINAH SAYZ!
Alazne: YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES!!!!
Naiko: YES I DO! >.<
Alazne: DO NOT! RAUGH!!! JUST PICK A DIFFERENT MOVE THEN!!!!
Trisha: As entertaining as this is... I've got to go...
Naiko and Alazne: WHAT?!
Wild TRISHA fled!
Naiko and Alazne: NO! D:
Naiko: Look what you did, ALAZNE!
Alazne: Oh, come ON!!! You can't SERIOUSLY be blaming me!!! YOU'RE the faulty
trainer!
Naiko: YOU'RE the one who woudn't use sweet kiss! D:
Alazne: YOU'RE the one without enough badges!
Naiko: Just use sweet kiss -.-
Alazne: SHE ALREADY FLED!!!!
Wild TISHA is encountered!
Naiko: ALAZNE! Use WAKE UP SLAP!!
Alazne: On it!
Trisha: Actually I did leave, but there was a change in plans.
ALAZNE uses WAKE UP SLAP!
Trisha: ...........
CRITICAL HIT!
Wild TRISHA is in critical health!
Alazne: Naiko! Now!
NAIKO throws pokeball at the wild TRISHA!
Pokeballs wiggles three times, then..... boom!
A wild TRISHA was cuaght!
Trisha: ....
Naiko: Good job ALAZNE!
Trisha: ....
Naiko: With this new addition, we can defintely take on the next gym! :D
Trisha: ...
Alazne: Yeah, and maybe get your next bade so you can (possibly) control me.
Trisha: Not likley.
Naiko: And make u use sweet kiss... Unfortuantely the next gym leader has...
a...
Alazne: A what?
Naiko: A BRIANNA!
Alazne: 0_0 I'M GONNA DIE.
Naiko: So is my TRISHA! We have to train!
11 hours of training later
Naiko: Come on pokemon! We're going to see Nurse Joy~! :D
Alazne: 0[]0 OH GOD NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!!!
Nurse Joy: Come here my dearies for some sex... I mean "love" therapy C:
Alazne: RUN! RUN AWAY!!! 0[]0
Naiko: Here's my ALAZNE and TRISHA! Take good care of them, Nurse Joy! :)
Nurse Joy: Of, I will C:
ALAZNE struggles to run away
Alazne: NO!!!!! DON'T LET HER TAKE ME!!!!! WE'RE BOTH GIRLS!!! IT'S! NOT!
POSSIBLE!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
after two hours of struggling and screaming, the next two are censored for the benefit of the reading audience...trust us...
Naiko: Oh look! My Alazne and Trisha look so refreshed! :D
Alazne: =[]=;;;; THAT'S A LIE. 0[]0 I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE....NEVER. AGAIN.
Naiko: Oh look! My ALAZNE and TRISHA look so refreshed!
Alazne: NEVER EVER! EVER! I saw things I never thought was possible... o[]o
Nako: I really should release this ALAZNE... It's terrible...
Alazne: SHUT UP!!!! THEN GO TRAIN ME MORE!!!! fuming
Naiko: Would you like a pokeblock? :D
Alazne: Yay! I get mah sugah high again! :DD
NAIKO throws a spicy pokeblock to ALAZNE
Alazne: AAAAUUUGGGHHH!!! SPICY!!! >[]< HOT! HOT! HOT!!!
ALAZNE runs around with mouth aflame
Naiko: Heehee! She liked it! :D
Alazne: YOU CALL THIS LIKED IT?!
Naiko: Well...
ALAZNE learned FIRE BLAST!
Naiko: At least something was got out of it.
Alazne: =[]=;;; THAT WAS ALMOST THE MOST PAINFUL EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE.
Naiko: Time to go to see Nurse Joy! :D
Alazne: NO! I'M FINE! I REALLY AM! I'M FINE!!!
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