Help! D:

Has anyone ever thought that someone is/was conspiring against them? I think that it's happening to me. Except, it's not a someone.... it's my computer, graphics tablet and printer. o_o For one, my computer telling me that it's not genuine (which it is). My graphics tablet won't work in Paint and GIMP, and my printer just hates me and won't do it's job. Any ideas on how to fix this? Oh, and I tripped over a cord that was behind my computer. Which is against the wall. As I was walking AWAY from the wall.

Help...

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