Dear God, Please Help Me

Apparently my drawing skills SUCK. Wait, I already knew that. But I actually have a half-decent drawing/sketch I'm almost done with of my OC Aiden Sereno (whoever guesses what story he's from gets a cookie!). So I was drawing him in the car and this is the conversation I had with my mom:

Mom: Are those glasses or does she play football?
Me: Glasses... And that's not-
Mom: Oh, okay! I wasn't sure whether or not those were those black lines football players have. Her glasses are missing rims. You should work on that.
Me: Yeah, I know. It's still a rough drawing. And that's actually-
Mom: Good! After all we need to start somewhere. She's still really pretty.
Me: Uh, Mom. That's a guy...
Mom: .... PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's a GUY?!?!? Then honey, he is the GAYEST guy on the planet!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Me: Q.Q [thinking] He's not gay... He's my character's boyfriend...

So yeah. And he turned out really good (in my mind) too!

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