Dear Orville,
OHMAGAWD YOU'RE SO FLUFFY AND SOFT AND CUTE! I could just cuddle you all day and love you to death.
But I have an ever-burning question.
HOW THE HELL ARE YOU NOT BALD YET?
You have been shedding non-stop since June. Your fur is magnetic to anything other than magnets and metal. You just shed and shed and shed and you don't stop! I can literally pull out fur from your coat and you're not bothered by it. You just look at me with this look that says "Oh, that's nice." and go back to whatever you do.
If I go around my house and pick up all your shed fur - or heck, just the fur in my room - I would have a very soft and warm duvet cover AND comforter for my full-sized bed.
Yes, you really do have that much fur gone.
AND YOU'RE STILL A LITTLE ADORABLE BALL OF FLUFF.
I hope you're happy getting my black sweatshirt covered in your grey fur,
Alazne Chan
