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Religion: Bread and Fish and Chips

Spawned from typical chat Stream of Consciousness beginning with me making a joke about me taking the "we should strive to be more Christlike" a bit too literally (as in, I'm starting to look like Buddy Christ), then finding out that there's apparently an actual movie titled Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (Mary Magnum, seriously? XD ), we now have the newest thing since the nonfat Eucharist Wafer (I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus): Eucharist Chips!

Flavors include Original God, Holy Spirit Sour Cream and Onion, and Cheddar Cheesy Jesus. Also up for consideration are Apostle John Barbecue and Dead Sea Salt and Vinegar.

More suggestions are welcome; just drop them in the Sacrilegious box that I check every other day.

I might not want to move north after all.

We Are Nashville

A large portion of why we were being ignored was that we weren’t doing anything to draw attention to ourselves. We were handling it on our own.

Track Jump

My last few posts/updates have been pretty serious and/or depressing. And if any of y'all know me at all, you know I don't much care to be serious or depressing for long. So I figured I might go ahead with an idea I was going to work on...

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My brain makes no sense. (But an update might.)

I find out last night that my favorite cat died, and my brain responds by dreaming I left my writing notebook out in the rain and it was essentially destroyed. - - - - - - - - - This whole deal happened pretty fast. S...

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Why hallo thar, Katrina-people.

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