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Game Plug

Point-and-click adventure games aren't really my thing. The problem I tend to have with them is that the player is not simply required to figure out puzzles, but often they first have to figure out what the puzzle even is, and once that's done th...

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Email Crack: Part 2

Because apparently I can't embed more than four images in a post. - - - - - - - - - - - [UPDATE V: CUFFY] Imma let you finish, Bearded Dude — but I deserve this Grammy: ...

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Email Crack: Will The White House Be Big Enough?

Found in my inbox; shared because whatever my feelings on the matter, I found it really doggone funny at the end. - - - - - - - - - - [BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: ROSETTA] Obama has just been awarded t...

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I Had A Dream!

There were no black people or white people in it, though. *rimshot* Seriously, though, I had the most visually stunning dream ever last night. Started off like most of my intense dreams do: incoherently, with jumbles ...

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How did I get syrup on the side of my nose.

No, seriously. I eat breakfast this morning in the cafeteria—lovely lovely pancakes, eggs and milk but NO SAUSAGE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ó_ò—and all of a sudden I notice the right side of my nose feels sticky. How.......

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