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Parallax?

So I finished Doctor Who season 1 today. The end of Eccleston. No more Mister Fantastic. But in the process, I noticed something. I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself. I take the words. I scatter them, in time and sp...

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Hunh

Today I was writing my homework out, and I noticed how my hand functions mechanically to create letters. The point of the pencil is gripped between the pads of the thumb and middle finger. The middle finger does the majority of the work, m...

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NFAS Memorable Quotes

Updates from Chief M - - - - - - - - - - - "So what ... are some of the other desirable characteristics of insulation?" "It's inflammable?" "It does NOT. LIGHT. The FUCK. On FIRE."...

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So, Shy. About that email.

Got myself a little spam gift from you. Looks a bit like it was worm-induced.

Other lucky recipients include:

  • Beth
  • Indi
  • Sakura from OB, whom not many people here know
  • and about six other people whose emails I don't recognise

So. Shy. You should probably look into that.

Funnies from Japan

Post of a friend of mine off of Facebook:

Last week my student decided we were going to do a comedy act. He is the boke and I am the tsukkomi.
Him: (In English) My name is Kim.
Me: (slaps him on the head) なんでやねん。
私がキムよ。
Everyone: (laughs)
Too bad he makes me practice it every time I see him.

I forgot to mention I do a gesture at the end where I clasp my hands together and tilt my head. Lol