Said by the demon Azrifel, in Strata:
"My Master Abu Ibn Infra Presents His Complements And Welcomes You To His Humble Abode And A Lot Of Stuff Like That. If You Want To Eat, Just Tell The Table. Your Wish Is Its Command. There's A Lot Of That Sort Of Thing Goes On Around Here."
Then later:
"I Find Myself Forbidden To Answer That Question At This Moment In Time. You Are In The Shit, That Is All I Know. If You Think You're Coming Out Of This Alive, My Reaction Is Ho Ho Ho."
It's been a while since I've rolled around kicking from laughing.
If it helps, imagine the last quote said with a completely deadpan expression.
