'Scuse me.

Y'know, trolling news comment boxes is fun and all, but hows about we tone down the overt "you're an ignorant jerkwad and your existence is an offense against nature" sarcasm, all right? Lately it seems that instead of wryly pointing out flawed logic, we've been dancing around in a circle singing I'm A Little Shithead, Short And Stout.

The point of trolling, to me, isn't so much to start fights as it is to make the other person look like a moron for starting one themselves. And anyone taking martial arts lessons should know that better than the rest of us. (Ace, lookin' at you, here. Though you ain't by your lonesome.)

Have all the fun you want. But don't go around trying to look like an idiot.

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