Found in my inbox; shared because whatever my feelings on the matter, I found it really doggone funny at the end.
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[BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: ROSETTA]
Obama has just been awarded the Heisman, after watching a football game.
[UPDATE II: ROSETTA]
I have also received word that Obama has just won the Stanley Cup.
[UPDATE III: ROSETTA]
As Obama was driving to pick up his Nobel Peace Prize, he accidentally won the NASCAR Sprint Cup.
[UPDATE IV: ROSETTA]
Obama threw 984 touchdowns and rushed for 3.8 Brazilian yards, leading the Kenyan Unicorns to their first Super Bowl victory. Well done, Captain Awesome
