Why do I get to field all the tough questions?

I got into the chatroom for twenty minutes today and already I need a nap.

Edit: What's all this stuff about "what you're referring to"? Come on, guys, you know I don't do subterfuge unless I have an ulterior teaching motive. =P

Besides, the point was that I get all the tough questions—as in, the ones where I actually have to deal with potential backlash from subterfuge and implications and all that sort of mentally exhausting stuff.

Being straightforward is so much simpler. Despite what you may have been told.