Cleverbot: Do you like baseball?

User: Sometimes. But baseball players nowadays have very peculiar names.

Cleverbot: So you like hockey, then.

User: Also true.

Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.

- - - - - - - - - - -

Runner up!

User: So when did they add all the warnings to the site?

Cleverbot: I agree. What do you think about having it in October?

User: Not sure the particular time period matters all that much.

Cleverbot: You are a Roman Catholic.

User: I know someone who is.

Cleverbot: Someone who is what?

User: Precisely.

Cleverbot: Okay. So what religion do you have?

User: I'm not sure I follow.

Cleverbot: Why aren't you sure?

User: Probably because I'm not following.

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: I am a meat popsicle.

Cleverbot: Really? What does that entail?

User: Shorter hours between meals and longer spaghetti.

Cleverbot: That's scary to think about.