This rapid-succession post brought to you by my youngest sister, with whom I just had a very fun text exchange.
Her: Hey, mom just put $45 dollars on your account
Me: YAY PARTY TIME!!!
Her: Ramen and mac and cheese!!
Me: Screw that, man. I'm gettin' a Dell!
Her: What?? From the 1800s maybe
Me: I, uhh, know a guy who, uhh, knows a guy....
Her: Yeah. Who's dead. O.o
Me: SSHHHH!!!!! He doesn't know that yet. If you tell him, he'll keel over, and then where will I get my illegal goods?
Her: You are a very strange child.
