Mini-rants

GTFO TWITTER I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU ON EVERY DAD-BLASTED PAGE I ACCESS AND IF I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT MY FRIENDS WERE DOING EVERY SECOND OF EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY HOUR OF THE BLOODY DAY I'D FREAKING ASK THEM MYSELF SO THEY'D AT LEAST KNOW I CARED ENOUGH TO ASK.

Hooray herd mentality.

Now over to Stefan with today's music.

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Apparently in Just Cause (for 360 and I dunno what else) the map ceiling is something the equivalent of 400,000 feet, and once you get there in your stolen C-130 you can free-fall for something like five minutes with no breathing equipment necessary. You can also jump out of the plane, fly impossibly through the air, and grab ahold of one of the aft steering fins, which is your "stunt position". You can do this even in choppers, despite your jump trajectory taking you directly through the rotary blades. And you can use your parachute infinitely, which means I suppose you're repacking it in midair in a half-second while you're free-falling.

I love games that let you do crack things. I also love double-entendré names. Seriously, half the game's content seems like the concept artists and programmers threw it in Just 'Cause.

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