My Name is Becca, I'm Young, I'm Poetic, I'm Eager, And I Don't want to wait until I'm older for everything to happen.
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hellooooo, it's jessica here. XCandyLuverX as my very few subscribers know me as. but obviously i'm not here to talk about me, my amazing-ness, and lack of subscribers. nope. though, i know that you want me to.
i'm here to talk about becca. and personally, the introduction she did was brief. too brief. so i'm here to spice it up, you know, give you a little more info, while throwing in some of my witty humor.
starting now.
fact one;
becca's an amazing person, and you bitches be trippin' if you think otherwise.
fact two;
she has the mind of an eighty-two year old man. you know, the creepy ones that prey on little girls. yeah. s'all good.
fact three;
she is such an indie-whore, it's overwhelming. but she's a great person. but so is drake, and he has a sexy bod. deny all you want, it is sooo true.
fact four;
she enjoys bands like tegan&sara, lady something or another (because i can't remember her name), the medic droid, etc.
fact five;
she can't handle the heat, which is why she's staying out of the kitchen. that was incredibly irrelevant, which is why i'm leaving it as number five.
fact six;
she has a tumblr. and is completely obsessed.
fact seven;
she uses the word 'obsessed' too much.
fact eight;
she's queer-tastic. yayyy :]
fact nine;
she's not single, so you bitches better step off of ruki's woman. [angry face goes here]
fact ten;
she's my beeeeest frieeeend.
fact eleven;
she's so fly, she's sky high. yeaaaah boii.
P.S. Fact eleven is only there because I wasted fact five on irrelevance.
P.P.S. I forgot to mention she's superrr funny.
P.P.P.S. I'm an amazing person. bitch, what?
*sigh* I Dont know whats wrong with me. but I feel like I just dont want to breathe anymore, or just cry forever.
I've reverted back to my Linwood state. Using just about the worst thing in the world as a crutch. And whats funny is that I know that its just going to add more problems.
I hate everything about myself right now. I Can't even bring myself to tell the One person who I can always trust whats happening now.
Will someone stop reading this and Shoot me?
I'm So stupid. I dont know.
I'm sorry for wasting your time,
Bye.
I promise to wake up tomorrow.
Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
Talking To Jess and HimekaLeafNinja and Deleting my Youtube
What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Um, Ellen I Think.
Without looking, guess what time it is
9:30
Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
9:39
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
I Can Hear The Song Wheres your Head At by Basement Jaxx...
Now Alfie by Lilly Allen
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
At About 4:30 I was walking home from school
Did you dream last night?
I Did, About two certain People
Do you remember your dreams?
Sometimes
When did you last laugh?
I dunno. I laugh alot. Now.
Do you remember why / at what?
Because I remembered the Video for alfie and the Freaky Puppet was looking at Barbies (Naked)
What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A Chalkboard
Seen anything weird lately?
I have Friends, Dont I?
What do you think of this quiz?
i Dunno
What is the last film you saw?
Its A Boy Girl Thing
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
Waverly Ohio or London
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
cds, Movies, Games, art stuff ect
Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
I've Fallen for many people, and I've cheated before
If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would make people more open-minded
Do you like to dance?
PSHA!(Pshyeah)
Would you ever consider living abroad?
Maybe, If it meant I could be with the one I love.
Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
Maybe. Im Too Lazy to find out!
Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
The Last one of my friends was Connor
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
A Song By The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Last time you swam in a pool?
Last Fall (Cause I'm Crazy Like That)
Type of music you like most?
Well, Lets ask My Magical MP3 Player!!!
"Betch I Got Everything from 30 Seconds to Mars to Alanis Morrisette, From Eminem to Garbege, The Beastie boys to Deathcab For Cutie, From Bif Naked to Miyavi."
Type of music you dislike most?
Anything Obnoxious
Are you listening to music right now?
Yes
What color is your bedroom carpet?
Grey, But Colored with stains from Various spills over the years
If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
Well, I'd Fix my window, Put a toilet on the top floor, Give my bro A door and Have a room on top of the house where I Could just go and breathe, you know?
What was the last thing you bought?
A Froster From Macs
Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
No, But I've Driven A Motor Scooter!!
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
bungee Jumping
Do you have a garden?
Yeah!!!! I LOVE MY MARIGOLDS!!!<3
Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Uh, Most. I forget them all the time though, then I Start singing the beggining in french
What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
Fuck, Its The moooorniiing.
If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
Bif Naked, Karen O., Tegan And/or Sara, or Emily Haines
Who sent the last text message you received?
I Dont text
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Hot Topic or Chapters or HMV
What time is bed time?
I Get Sent to Bed at 10:00 PM but I Usually go to sleep at like, 12-3 AM
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
FUCK NO!
How many tattoos do you have?
Hows about none? I Would Kill for one though
If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?
PSHA!
What did you do for your last birthday?
U PUTTS!! AND COOKIE CAKE!! I FELT LIKE A FIVE YEAR OLD! OUR "Party Manager" Was REALLY hot, Her Name was Annie and I made an OC after her.
Do you carry a donor card?
No, Dont even know what that is
Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
My Cat, I eat alone
Is the glass half empty or half full?
Its half empty, So top me off.
What's the farthest-away place you've been?
Chicago
When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
When that old lady lived next door, so Like five years ago?
Have you ever won a trophy?
Not really
Are you a good cook?
Yeah, I Think so
Do you know how to pump your own gas?
Eheh, I've been asked to, But I Cant
If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?
Amby
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
No. Thank GOD
Do you touch-type?
Kinda
What's under your bed?
... All The Horrible things your mother warned you about. And My Gameboy
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yeah, I Also Beleive in Love at first Hello
Think fast, what do you like right now?
METRIC! AND SAYING YOUR MOM!! AND AND AND AND MY DRAWING FOR THE SONG TAKE A PICTURE!!
Where were you on Valentine's day?
Alone Writing Poetry
What time do you get up?
Eheheheheheh, On Weekdays 7:40AM on Weekends Perferably 3:00PM
What was the name of your first pet?
Boots The Bunnie
Who is the second to last person to call you?
Jessica
Or Julie. I forget
Is there anything going on this weekend?
ICE CREAM AND PARK WITH THE GANG!!
How are you feeling right now?
Shitty
What do you think about the most?
Certain People
What time do you get up in the morning?
Hasnt this been asked?
If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
A Milisecond. I'd be Like "HOLY FWICK! I WON!! HOLY FUCK!"
Who would you tell first?
Anyone Within Ear shot
What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?
Twilight
Do you sing in the shower?
YEAH!
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Once again, Been Asked
What do you do most when you are bored?
Pop In My Headphones and Blast it.
What do you do for a living?
Go to school
Do you love your job?
FUCK NO
What did you want to be when you grew up?
Before I Wanted to Be a cowboy, Now I Want to be A Poet or a writer
If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?
Poet
Which came first the chicken or the egg?
The Monkey Came first
How many keys on your key ring?
3
Where would you retire to?
Right. here.
What kind of car do you drive?
None
What are your best physical features?
My Hair, My Eyes
What are your best characteristics?
My... I Dunno.
If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
London
What kind of books do you like to read?
Angsty Stuff, Like Leslie's Diary
Where would you want to retire to?
YOU ALREADY ASKED THAT!
What is your favorite time of the day?
Midday
Where did you grow up?
The Peg City
How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
A Floor
What are you reading now?
NOTHING!! I NEED A BOOK!! DESPERATELY!!
Are you a morning person or a night owl?
NIGHT OWL! Insomnia!!
Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
If I Push On My Nose
Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
Yes, why do people think that's so hard?
Do you have pets?
Yes
How many rings before you answer the phone?
2
What is your best childhood memory?
Selling Lemonade at my grandma's yard sale
What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?
Mowing the lawn
Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?
Im Going to Bed!!! YAY!! And I'm FUCKED in Social
What is most important in life?
Friends, Music and love
Yeah, cause I do!!! I Gotta get this thing for Social done for tomorrow, but its beyond boring.
Whatev.
I Just had a crash, so I'm not that entertaining right now.
Buuuut I FOUND OUT WHAT STREET DANNI LIVES OOOOON!!!! Now All I Have to Know is which house, Her last name and how to say hi to her.
Thats right, I Dont think I've told you guys about her... Well, shes a girl in grade eight, and I Can't get her off my mind. No, Not for that reason, I Dont think. Seeing as we've only exchanged accidental glances and me being to big of a wimp to say hi to her.... Anyway the reason I Want to talk to her so bad is because she seems exactly how I used to be, half the time I see her she'd leaving the guidance counselors office or walking home alone. I Just want to stop worrying about her, seeing as how we've never even met, I just want to know that her situation isnt as bad as mine was.
Well, I guess you guys dont care that much about a girl older than me who might have the same problems I had.
Anywaaaaaaaay, I SAW BEANS ON THE BUS!!!
No, Not the food, Beans!!! I Wish I remembered her real name, but whatever. She's ma cousin's Bud! She was Hi-larious. I Almost wanted to go "OH EM JAY ITS BEANS!!!" Sit down beside her and give her a biiig hug. But Then I took into consideration that it could not be beans, just someone who looks like her.
So I Sat on the opposite row. I Didnt even say hi, but we kept looking at eachother with that "Is that..?" Look.
It was funny. Right before That I Went to the dollar store!! And Macs!! or Macks or whatever. I Got a Froster!!! What was funny was that the clerk at the dollar store gave me a funny look because I Walked in, Music BLARING out of my ears (Congratulations, I Heart you by Alesana) Hair in my face, a baggy sweater, and I was wearing the hood on my Backpack (Which has a skull on the back) and just to freak him out I went right for the toy area and headed for the dart guns, picked one up, then went for a sparkler. you shoulda seen the look on the guys face! i put the stuff down and went for what I Was there for; Black paint and a canvas.
I was out of the paint.
Anywaaaaaaaaay, Im listening to Lilly Allen!!! LDN!
JACKED FROM AMBY WAMBY!!
GIRLS ONLY:
Do you sleep in your bra?
Only If I'm Reeeeally tired
Do you enjoy drama?
Yeah.
Are you a girly girl?
FUCK NO!!!
Last person you hugged?
Rhea
Small or big purses?
Can I Say Neither and grab a backpack?
Do you think you’re conceited?
I guess I Could be
Do you dress up on Halloween?
Yeah, This year was shit though.
Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
My Closet.
Has anyone touched/smacked your butt?
Brooke. I Hate her sometimes
Last person who walked you somewhere?
Well, Connor rode his bike near me on our way to linwood?
Do you call anybody by their last name?
Ha, Only short kid
Do you wear makeup?
No
Ever cried at a movie theater?
Once, But I Was little
Can you put mascara on without opening your mouth?
Wouldnt know
Have you ever been called a bad influence?
Ha, Once. By this prissy Bitch's mom who heard me say Shit in her house.
THIS OR THAT:
Eyeliner or Mascara?
Eyeliner
Louis Vuitton or Dooney & Burke?
Hows about niether
American Eagle or Hollister?
Hollister.
Heels or flats?
Flats, but they always cut my feet
Skirts or pants?
Pants, Psha!
Hoodies or jackets?
Both
Heels or sneakers?
Sneaks
Straight or curly hair?
Straight
RANDOM:
What color is your bra that your wearing?
Black and grey
think.Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
Doesnt matter to me, I perfer girls anyway. and with them either.
Are you currently frustrated with a guy?
Does Short Kid Count?
Do you have a best friend?
Fuck Yeah, Four
Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Once.
Do you like your life?
Not too much, no
Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Yeah, its fun
Would you ever tell someone you loved them even though you didn't?
I have before, actually
Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
Haha, Ask him that
Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Once or twice
Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
yeah, Many times
Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Often
Are you currently missing someone?
Hell yeah!
IN A BOY:
Preppy or Punk/Goth?
Punk, There clothes are awesome. Actually, A Hot Punk guy sat beside me on the bus!!
Well-educated or Dropout?
As long as they can understand what I'm saying, its all good.
Anything Cute or Abercrombie?
Bah, Abercrombie is really gay, but its better than cute stuff.
Contacts or Glasses?
Depends.
Funny or Serious?
Can I have Balance?
Long Hair or Short Hair?
Long
Curly Hair or Straight Hair?
Straight
Good Dancer or Good Singer?
Does it matter?
Basketball Player or Football Player?
Basketball, or on no sports teams. Thats OK too!
Smoker or Non-smoker
non-smoker
Drinker or Non-drinker?
They can have a drink once or twice in a while, but not a drunk
Those are lyrics from one of my fave songs called Zero by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. I Want their disk sooooo bad its not even funny.
I <3 Karen O.!!!! She's like, my Idol! She's sooo bizarre and amazing!
I've been working my butt off on a pic, but then I Realized it'll probably put as innapropriate by someone overreacting, and I Dont want to deal with people freaking out over the oddness of it.
It was my original Idea for the Darker Side challenge, but I'm gonna do something else now.
But First I'm gonna draw myself dressed up as my little cuppycake! you know, the one in the intro! He's so CUTE! K-E-W-T!
I'm sooooooooo tired, I didnt do anything during social, because I was told I didnt have to, so I sat there with my head on my desk and tried to take a nap.
two words-- Fuck. That.
Do you KNOW how hard it is to sleep in a classroom full of kids with computers doin' nothing but playing, typing or talking!? Its Fuckin hard!
It doesnt work.
If you can tell, I'm having a bit of an explosion, but thats OK!
Because I'm gonna listen to Zeroooooo agaiiiiiiin!!!
YAY!
I LOVE that song, 'case you haven't noticed.
I Also Like Heads Will Roll
And Mr. Hurricane.
And Polly Scattergood.
Yaaay!
I'm Gonna Post Video's!!!
Enjoyify!!
Please Dont Touch By Polly Scattergood
Mr. Hurricane By Beast
Heads Will Roll by The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Zero By The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Okay, So now that I've heard Heads will roll, I LOVE everything in it!
Off With Your Head!
Dance Till Your Dead1
Heads Will Roll... Heads Will Roll...
Dripping with alchemy!
Should've stopped shivering
Thats all I Can make out from the begging. Oh wellers!
I Love the yeah yeah yeahs, You should too. But I understand if its not your type of music.
AHEM AHEM!!! ATTENTION ATTENTION! I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!! I HATE LAWNMOWERS!
AND LUNCH TABLES!!
... AND TOILET PLUNGERS!!!
Even though according to jess I Am a toilet Plunger..... Whetever.... She can be the Toilet.
Ha.
Eat that.
Its Brown.
TMI? Sorry, I had too.
I'm not the plunger for her, though. That would be weeeeeird.
EMMA PUT HER TACO'S IN MY LOCKER!!
Me and Connor were making dirty jokes all lunch.
But My locker smelt Goooooood after.
I Like Tacos. The Ones with the shell, and the cheese and lettuce and other random toppings. Not the ones Connor was joking about.
I love how I'm Rambling.
LOL, Instead of How I almost wrote Hoe.
lol. Sooooo Hows about I tell yalls about me day!?
I Promise I wont talk like that.
Okay, So Art was Alright, we had it first period, Heard my all time fave song but I have NO Idea what its called, then not much happened after that all morning.
ooh, Except for Brian got an army cut, it doesnt look too good. Feel Sorry for the kid, though. I Can tell his mom chose it for him, because there is no way brian was happy.
Poor Brian.
Anywhooo At lunch, Eemma (or Emma, Or Emmu, Or Emoo) had Taco Meat, Shells, and Cheese, so our table smelt really good when she came back from the microwave. Buuuut Connor being the dirty guy he is, He HAD to make horrible jokes. And He tricked Emma Into making a Hand Vjayjay. Any way, after we were all done eating, Emma had some of the meat left over, so she put it back into her lunch kit and because it smelt soooo good I asked her to put it in my locker which is what she usually does, and she said Okay then the rest of the lunch hour she was fighting me begging for her tacos back. I Told her my combo so she could go get it but like, she wouldnt go so the entire outside part of lunch we were yelling things at each other like "I want My Tacos Back!" "Your Not Gettin' Your Damn Tacos!" "But There TACOS! I LOVE TACOS!"-Insert Connors Laughter. Him-"I bet you like to eat them, right emma?" I Slapped him. That kid is such a perv! Oh Wells, He's still my bestest Boy Buddie!1
well, Im Gona stop typing now cause I've got a hand cramp, so, Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
I LOVE YOU GUYSES!!
AND REMEMBER, MY CYCLOPS IS SEXXI!!!
AND TOILET PLUNGERS R HOTT!
<3</3 Your Friendly Neighborhood Unicorn, Bexxies
