I do want you...

My Name is Becca, I'm Young, I'm Poetic, I'm Eager, And I Don't want to wait until I'm older for everything to happen.

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hellooooo, it's jessica here. XCandyLuverX as my very few subscribers know me as. but obviously i'm not here to talk about me, my amazing-ness, and lack of subscribers. nope. though, i know that you want me to.

i'm here to talk about becca. and personally, the introduction she did was brief. too brief. so i'm here to spice it up, you know, give you a little more info, while throwing in some of my witty humor.

starting now.

fact one;

becca's an amazing person, and you bitches be trippin' if you think otherwise.

fact two;

she has the mind of an eighty-two year old man. you know, the creepy ones that prey on little girls. yeah. s'all good.

fact three;

she is such an indie-whore, it's overwhelming. but she's a great person. but so is drake, and he has a sexy bod. deny all you want, it is sooo true.

fact four;

she enjoys bands like tegan&sara, lady something or another (because i can't remember her name), the medic droid, etc.

fact five;

she can't handle the heat, which is why she's staying out of the kitchen. that was incredibly irrelevant, which is why i'm leaving it as number five.

fact six;

she has a tumblr. and is completely obsessed.

fact seven;

she uses the word 'obsessed' too much.

fact eight;

she's queer-tastic. yayyy :]

fact nine;

she's not single, so you bitches better step off of ruki's woman. [angry face goes here]

fact ten;

she's my beeeeest frieeeend.

fact eleven;

she's so fly, she's sky high. yeaaaah boii.

P.S. Fact eleven is only there because I wasted fact five on irrelevance.
P.P.S. I forgot to mention she's superrr funny.
P.P.P.S. I'm an amazing person. bitch, what?

Haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrcuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttttttt aaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnndddddddddd


Superchick - Hey hey
Hey Guys!!!!!! How ya Been? I've Been CRAAAZY GOOD! What Commercial Was that From? I Dunno. Hmm. Guess what? My Brain Just Farted. That happens sometimes. Oh, You Know what else? A leprechaun told me to burn things. Hahaha, Good Ol' Ralf. I was Playing Simpsons Road Rage Earlier, Tis Fun $hi+. I Hung Out With My Sister Today!!! We Went to an art show of my second cousins or something. All I know is that her name is Laurie. And I'm not even sure if thats how you spell it. Well, She had these tree BEAUTIFUL Pieces, All three Involve Terrorism. There was on Pencil Sketch of a Taliban, I HATE those people, But It was beautiful. And then there were two Coulouges of Like, Bombs and Terrorist statments and stuff, I Would TOATALLY put them up in my room. There was also Three Paitings, One Of Barrack Obama The Next of Martin Luther king and then Jhon Lennon, All Looking Up-ish, It was Crazy.
Sis I Mention I Got My Hair cut, Died and Bought Coloured extensions? Well, I DID!! But I'll Have to fill you in tomorrow!
G'night.
Tonight, I Leave you with this.
Look Foward to the adventure, Because the ending could be better.
I Wrote that, Dont Cha Like it?
Well, G'night All!

Fakes

"No offense, but ... People are getting too fake on me . They only want posts, comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually repost this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend...Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "Fake Friends'

True friends will read and repost this. Fake friends will just ignore it"
I Aint No Faker, I FOund it on Jess' Thing

Four awesome Canadian (I think) Bands!!


Cake - Frank Sinatra

Hot Hot Heat - Middle Of Nowhere

Hotel - Broken Social Scene

The New Cities - Dead End Countdown

They'll Name a City After Us, And Later Say Its All Our Fault.


Us- Regina Spektor

Everything- Alanis Morissette

OMG GUYS! GUESS WHAT!!! ITS 2:30 IN THE MORNING! I HAVE HAD 8 CANS OF COKE TODAY!! IT WAS MY COUSINS B-DAY PARTY AND SOMEBODY (I Wont Mention names CoughcoughIgnasiaCoughcough) BOUGHT HER THE SAME THING AS ME!! NOT OKAY IGGY ARBUCKLE!!
Have you ever watched that show? Its funny. I Wonder if the still play it on Teletoooooooooooooon.
Im Wearing a Shirt with HAWT shoes on it. And Paint Splatterers.
Femotion Is Not Fun. I Have cryed about 5 times today. Mostly Because of the two Songs Posted at the top. "Im Having Issues Modeling Through it".
Maaaaaaan Its Spring Break Betches! Im Am Excitifyed! Im Probably Going To Jess' House Tomorrow/Today. I Was Supposed to Go To Bed.... 4 hours ago. Oh weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell~!!
Okay, So On friday, There was A Talent Show, And there was this group Of Grade 8 guys who formed an Instrumental Rock Band, And I Was Sitting Right Infront Of them!
The group Consisted of:
Hallway Hottie
Homeroom Hottie
Hoodie Hottie
And Random guy.
Appearantly Hallway And Hooodie Hottie are in Jess' homeroom. MAN I wish I Was In there! Exept the fact that is Mrs. M. I Do NOT like her. She Ma Math Teacha. She id not coo. XD
I Almost had a Nosebleed at the talent show.
Two Words: Cheer Leading.
Two More Words: Crazy Shizz
another Two Words: Perverts Dream.
Maaaan I Hate myself sometimes. I Mean, I Really Like who I'm with, But My Brain Strays. OMG! Im Not Unfaithful But I Stray!!! I GET that now!!!
That was My Aha Moment XD Thats a Gay A$$ Commercial Here, I Dont Even Know what its for.
You KNow whats awesome? Im Getting my hair cut on thursday!! Imma Be Purdyful!! Yaaaay Purdyful-ness!!
I Think My Dads gonna Yell at me, So I Leave you With These Inspiring words;
You Just Gotta Model Through it.
Bet you Cant Guess who Said them.
Goodnight/Good morning/Good Day/Good evening (Or any of those awkward in between times you may be reading this at) EVERYONE!!
Remember, Stepping On Cows Is NOT okay! And Dont Go Raping anyone, Thats just rude.
I Love you Guyses!!! *Hugs*

SLEEEEEEEEEEEPOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEER~!!!

OH EM GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM AT BOURKY'S HOUSE! WE'RE WATCHING NCIS!!! ITS SOOOO AWESOME!! I <3 ABBY!!! GIBBS IS PRETTY COOL TOO!!! BROOKE FELL ALSEEP ON MY FEET, AND THEY FEEL FUNNY NOW. WE WERE ONLY UP TILL 1:30 SOOO EARLY!!
I Was Mad 'bout that. There was Like, 10 of us. Rachel, Bourke, Brooke, Mika, Drew, Nevada and Melysa. I Cant Remember all, Right now its only Bourke, Me and Drew.
Im Tired now.
We Played Pool, DDR and We Played with a Remote Control Car. Nevada Sent it down the stairs. It was funny! XD Right now Its Really, Really, Really, Really REALLY--I Think you get the point--Quiet.
I Think I Might be leaving soon. Im Really bored, so thats what'll be happeneing.
Oh, And Jess? You Didnt miss Too much,Just Penguin Cupcakes.
Well, I'll Try To post more often, OK guys?
Byeeeeeee~