My Name is Becca, I'm Young, I'm Poetic, I'm Eager, And I Don't want to wait until I'm older for everything to happen.
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hellooooo, it's jessica here. XCandyLuverX as my very few subscribers know me as. but obviously i'm not here to talk about me, my amazing-ness, and lack of subscribers. nope. though, i know that you want me to.
i'm here to talk about becca. and personally, the introduction she did was brief. too brief. so i'm here to spice it up, you know, give you a little more info, while throwing in some of my witty humor.
starting now.
fact one;
becca's an amazing person, and you bitches be trippin' if you think otherwise.
fact two;
she has the mind of an eighty-two year old man. you know, the creepy ones that prey on little girls. yeah. s'all good.
fact three;
she is such an indie-whore, it's overwhelming. but she's a great person. but so is drake, and he has a sexy bod. deny all you want, it is sooo true.
fact four;
she enjoys bands like tegan&sara, lady something or another (because i can't remember her name), the medic droid, etc.
fact five;
she can't handle the heat, which is why she's staying out of the kitchen. that was incredibly irrelevant, which is why i'm leaving it as number five.
fact six;
she has a tumblr. and is completely obsessed.
fact seven;
she uses the word 'obsessed' too much.
fact eight;
she's queer-tastic. yayyy :]
fact nine;
she's not single, so you bitches better step off of ruki's woman. [angry face goes here]
fact ten;
she's my beeeeest frieeeend.
fact eleven;
she's so fly, she's sky high. yeaaaah boii.
P.S. Fact eleven is only there because I wasted fact five on irrelevance.
P.P.S. I forgot to mention she's superrr funny.
P.P.P.S. I'm an amazing person. bitch, what?
WELL,HI THERE!!!IT BE ME,JESSICA AKA XCANDYLUVERX&cheering is heard*THANK YOU,THANK YOU!!!!BUT I REALLY WANTED TO POST SOMETHING SO,HERE I AM.I KNOW,I KNOW,"WHY DON'T U POST THIS IN ONE OF YOUR OWN WORLDS?"IT'S SIMPLE.I DON'T WANNA.ANYWAYS,A COUPLE OF WEEKS OR MONTHS OR WHATEVER SOMEBODY NOT GONNA MENTION ANY NAMES *COUGH*REBECCA*COUGH*SAID I WAS IN KAHOOTS WITH TERRORISTS.I WOULD LIKE TO CLEAR IT UP,NO I AM NOT.SURE I'D LIKE TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND POSSIBLE DESTROY BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M IN KAHOOTS WITH TERRORISTS.BUT IF I LIKE YOU,I'LL KILL YOU LAST.BUT,THAT'S NOT THE POINT.WHEN I WAS WALKING HOME WITH MY FRIEND TODAY WE STARTED TALKING AND THIS IS WHAT SHE SAID AND I QUOTE 'MY TERRORIST FRIENDS ARE GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND CLEANSE YOU'.WHY AM I TELLING YOU THIS?YOU ASK.PERSONALLY I DON'T KNOW,I JUST WANNA.SO RIGHT NOW I'M SORTA AFRAID THAT SOME TERRORISTS WILL JUMP IN THROUGH MY WINDOW AND RAPE ME.FAR-FETCHED?MAYBE.POSSIBLE?PROBABLY NOT.TOTALLY AND ABSOLUTELY SOMETHING ONLY MY FRIENDS WOULD SAY?POSITIVELY.YA,SO THAT WINDOW IS LOOKING MORE AND MORE SUSPICIOUS.ANYWHO'S FOR SOME REASON I'M IN A PERVERTED MOOD TODAY AND IN ART WHENEVER ONE OF MY FRIENDS WOULD SAY 'COME' OR 'COMING' I WOULD BURST OUT LAUGHING.WANNA KNOW WHY?NO,U REALLY DON'T.ANYWAYS,ENOUGH WITH THAT TALK,LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE,CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!WHO'S EXCITED FOR CHRISTMAS?!I AM,THAT'S WHO!WHO DOESN'T LIKE CHRISTMAS?WELL,MAYBE SOME PEOPLE THAT DON'T CELEBRATE IT OR PEOPLE WHO ARE AGAINST GOD BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT.I JUST PAINTED MY NAILS DARK BLUE AND IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF I'M PRETTY HAPPY ABOUT THAT.IT WAS SUCCESSFUL AND MY NAILS ARE SHINY!!!!I LOVE ANYTHING SHINY OR SPARKLY!!THEY'RE ALWAYS AWESOME!!!I ALSO LIKE BUBBLES SO NOW I CALL BEXXIES AND AMBY'S BUBBLES AND SPARKLES,CAUSE WE'RE COOL LIKE THAT.WANNA KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT WINTER?THE HOT CHOCOLATE AND MARSHMALLOWS.THEY'RE ALWAYS GOOD.AND I ALSO LIKE THE SNOWBALL FIGHTS,THAT'S FUN TOO!!!BUT I HATE IT WHEN YOU GET SNOW DOWN YOUR BACK.DID YOU KNOW SNOW IS VERY COLD?WELL,IT IS.ALSO,ICE IS COLD TOO.THAT STUFF IS COLD WHEN GOING DOWN YOUR BACK TOO.
-SIGNED,THAT TOTALLY AWESOME NINJA!!
Hey guys! Its been Sooooooo long since I’ve posted about my life, eh? (Like listening to me complain is all that much fun) Not much has changed, But I think My Bestest Buddy Um…… Has an interest in me? I don’t know how to put it… But people say that we look like were dating. He Hug a lot, so? We hold hands, So? Me And Brookey will never be like that (I think), But even she says that we look suspicious, She don’t care.
So, I don’t think I could Live without my friends and their random Oddities, Like Jessica and her Candy, Courtney and her Smexxy Random Dancing, Brooke With her Hanging Hugs, Drew and her mean-ness, Lauren and her “Oh that’s nice” Spacey-ness, Jack and his utter stupidity, Connor and his Constant swears, and Nevada and her insisting that she’s not quiet and we all say “Whaaat?~” . My friends rule and I cant lie ‘bout that.
Umm, Im Getting Better about Courtney, I mean, I knew wed never… BE Anything, Hell, Were kinda loosing our friendship. I mean, I don’t like it, But If I got closer id end up hurting myself, and maybe her, too. I don’t want that to happen. Courtney is an awesome person, I wish…. (Thought you said you were getting better?)
I’ve been called Emo So many times by friends and Classmates and random kids in the halls that I have come up with a little Title for myself; “Emo With a Smile!” Whaddya think!?
Music That I’m In Love With Right Now:
^ Metric – Empty (Fave Band)
^ I Miss You – Blink 182
^ Maps – The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
^ Rawkfist – Thousand Foot Krutch
Quotes:
Dont waste your time on me your already the voice inside
my head, I Miss You, I Miss You
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Well, “Sleeping Beauty”, Have You Awakened Yet?
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Falls Apart, From the very start
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Wait, they don't love you like I love you
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He Said the Leaves are Falling, Such a Beautiful sound~
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Either move or we will all be destroyed
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Can you hear me? Stop, look, listen to my voice,
It was never my choice to feel all alone
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You've never been to the place inside, I face my fears
It takes everything I am
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When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your
expectations, it’s not reasonable to grieve when it
comes to an end.
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It was nice to be alone, not to have to smile and look
pleased; a relief to stare dejectedly out the window at
the sheeting rain and let just a few tears escape
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Death shouldn’t be this uncomfortable
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Shake Your Head its Empty
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I Feel Like Just a Baby, Portrait of a lady, Poster of a
girl
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I Fought The War, I Fought The War But the War Wont Stop
For The Love Of God
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Im Sick, Youre Tired, Lets dance.
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Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost “Who Put these
Bodies Between us?”
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Get straight, wait here while I try to find the exit
sign When we stop asking strangers, no one wants what
we want Keep one eye on the door, keep one eye on the
bag Never expect to be sure
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Lord lord mother, you're all losing love Lord listen
lover, you're all missing mama
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All I Know Is What It Did Take To Make This, All I am
Is What It Will Take To Break This
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That’s All I got…. For now….. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *Hit in the head* Ooooooh! Pretty Colors! XD Seeyaz!
Ones that are 100% true are Italisized And Underlined. Ones that are kinda true are just Italisized
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (I only cut my fingers, thank you!)
I'm a NEGRO so i MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. (Im SMART thank you.)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be an ass.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. [Actually 65+... WAIT!]
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f***ing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.(C cup)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction (thats a kind of music, Right?) I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.(I think I am but people yell at me when I say that)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (blue eyes, Thank you!) I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't(I think so...) I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Weird. I have ALOT of freinds) I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Beat up a kid in 8th grade.)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (Beavers are cute, hockey SUCKS though)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (preteen, but have you seen middle school??)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.(I do have alot of freinds though) I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (well, I have hugged a tree... Even kissed one once...)
I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. and I MUST worship the devil.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (did you see the inteligence one)I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like YAOI so I MUST pair up every male anime/manga character I see
Chroydon high, A private school for girls, located near Joliette, Quebec, a place to build futures, but I was sure it was going to be my fail. I had applied in doubt that I would get in because of my 69 grade point average and the fact that Its an honor school. And I'm English, or British if you will. I have been studying French for the past 4 years and the school has an English alternative track, so if I can’t understand anything, I can transfer into that, which is most likely going to happen.
I took the train from the airport. It was pretty crowded, but it was alright, I just migrated to the back were there were few people. Then I arrived in front of a massive building, that resembled a castle in ways. As I entered I noticed Some guys. I walked up to them and said, “I thought this was an all-girl’s school?!”
The men replied “Oh, were just dropping off our sisters. This is an all girl school.”
They were English as well. To tell you the truth, I was quite surprised at the amount of English- speaking students there were, and I decided to go to the Administration office and switch over to the English track. But When I got to the desk, before me sat a totally cute girl. Not that I’m like that or anything, just she was really adorable.
She looked at me with the kindest eyes hiding behind a pair of glasses and asked in a sweet, yet angered voice, “What Is It That You Want?” I guess I had been standing there for longer than I had intended, Thinking.
“Oh, I just wanted my Class Schedule”
“Oh, I thought You might have wanted something else. Are you in the English Or French Class?” She took out a large almost empty brown cardboard box.
“French.”
“Its strange for a brit to go into French. Though…. Umm… Name??”
“Williams, Kyra.”
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