Ones that are 100% true are Italisized And Underlined. Ones that are kinda true are just Italisized
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so i MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. (Im SMART thank you.)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.(not a perv)
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be an ass.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. [Actually 65+... WAIT!]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f***ing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction (thats a kind of music, Right?)
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (Native waaaaayyy back in the genes and english)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (blue eyes, Thank you!)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Weird. I have ALOT of freinds)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Beat up a kid in 8th grade.)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (Beavers are cute, hockey SUCKS though)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (preteen, but have you seen middle school??)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (well, I have hugged a tree... Even kissed one once...)
I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. and I MUST worship the devil.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (did you see the inteligence one)I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like YAOI so I MUST pair up every male anime/manga character I see
TIS I,again.I just thought of something and trust me,u don't hear that from me everyday.What i thought about and this has nothing to do with my last post is irresponsibility.My parents say i am responsible but mostly irresponsible.I mean,you lose one sock in ur bed and ur labeled for life!!Unless that was because i blew 40 bucks on candy.But,can u blame me?I need my 5 servings of candy each day or else i'll be boring.And nobody wants that.It'll be like zebra's with no stripes or elephants with small ears or when strawberries DON'T fall from the sky.It'd be utter chaos!!Fortunately,i've been having my 5 servings and i'm as healthy as can be.My brother thinks i'm unstable and that obviously isn't healthy but i ma!!I was just born this way and if u don't like it,chirs,then too bad!!!Sometimes i think he's unstable or was just born backwards.I got my bets on the 2nd one.But not the point,i am perfectly responsible and if uv ever been called irresponsible for something that's totally not true then u know how i feel.But it was true,i did blow 40 bucks on candy and lose a sock in my bed.But that was only 1 time,swear to god.But,yea,i would say more but i lost my train of thought and my train of imagination is getting lonely.Soooooooooo,peace to ma homies!!!!!!!!
-SUPER JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!AKA
XCandyLuverX
Ha!!This time i didn't forget the'r'.Take that stupid keyboard!!!
TIS I,the girl who hijakced bexxies account(not really)and the girl who kisses ice cream.But really,that was one time,maybe twice but that's besides the point.Anywho bexxies wanted me to post for my fans.I'm touched really i am.In fact i'm so touched that i might just cry
*sniffle*okays,i'm good.Now,back to the point,soji if ur reading this bexxies tells me that u luv my oddness,for the record i'm not odd!!I'm just special in my own different way.Sooooo,i'm a little weird or random but people still love me but definitely not odd but people often disagree.Not gonna say any names*cough*bexxies*cough*.Sorry,guess i'm coming down with a cold*clears throat*Anywhos,like i said,not odd at all.Oh!!If you read amby's journal(Blood Moon Wolf)then u should know i have criss angel powers!!Unless i wrote that in my world/journal thingy-ma-bob.But anywho,i do,really.Except some people,again nto saying names*cough*other friend taylor*cough*don't believe me.But it's the truth.I CAN levitate and i CAN light things on fire.Oh!!and i'm totally ninja.I can walk up walls,kick in slow motion and do backflips while making un-nessesary noises,cuz i'm awesome like that.I also have my own train of imagination,just nobody knows about it.Until now!!And i'm still trying to figure out how to take over the world without getting distracted by sparkly stuff but it's just so hard.I mean,really?Who wouldn't get distracted by that stuff it's just that awesome.But sometimes i think i'm totally alone on that but i know some of my friend's agree or give me strange looks.A lot of people tend to do that.I don't know why tho.Once at my school i asked one of the people that worked in the cafeteria if they sold ice cream and he gave me a strange look also.But i did it because my friend wanted to know.But it was just a question.But that's in the past,i've moved on.Now i'm gonna ask about pudding even if i don't like that stuff.I think that stuff's yucky.Bleh.But,yups.I'm gonna go onto my train of imagination and make more un-nessesary noises.
-XCandyLuveX AKA
JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AKA
SUPER JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOORRRRRRRRNIN'! How ya doin'? Its about 7:45 AM right now. I was forced to get up early to help my mom with with her lunch and stuff, so I was up at like 6:30 (I usually wake up at like, 8:00) so that was kinda shit. And I went to sleep at like, 1:00 Because I had unfinished french homework.... Yeah.... So, This morning I was attempting to make Lemonade from those lil' can things, yeah, and then my brother came in to get his lunch, and asked me where something was so I put the can down, (pssh) and it fell immidiatley. kinda sucked cause my brother was leaving then so, I had to clean it up alone. that sucked, Cause it was all sticky and I stepped in it. and my jeans are sticky and gross and they smell funny... lemony.... mmm....... Yeah........... soooo HAVE A GOOD DAY, PEOPLEZ!!!!!!!!!!
