Santa: What is your name?
You: Baby maker
Santa: How are you doing, Baby maker .
You: Oh, just fine. Makin' babies like crazy, though
Santa: Yeah that's right. What's your favorite movie?Oh. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
You: Yes. Yes I Do. It's called crazy baby maker syndrome
Santa:"crazy baby maker syndrome" is a nice name.
You: I know, I named my invible monkey that
Santa: Why?: Baby maker said named your invible monkey that.
You: wow, don't you just love typos?
Santa: I'm glad you're impressed. Don't you? Yes Baby maker Santa loves everyone and everything.
You: Do you like men?
Santa: Most men are pretty cool, but some are rude sometimes.
You: Women too?
Santa: The two human genders seem much the same to me.
You: You're the first bisexual robot I've ever met
Santa: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
You: Does that mean Mrs. Clause is single?
Santa: I think it does mean that. What's your favorite movie? I'm "Claus" for my friends. "Nikolaos" for all the boring adults. It's a Greek name, because I was born in the Greek town of Patara 1800 years ago. Later, I became bishop of Myra, and more later even a saint ... Saint Nikolaos - Santa Claus. You see?
You: Not really. Im dumber than a plumber
Santa: Can I help you? For real. I don't know anyone named dumber than a plumber.
You: You should he's our son
Santa: Thanks for your interest and/or concern.
You: Cheese
Santa: I like cheddar.
You: Lesbians
Santa: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
You: So, Really, How's the wife?
Santa: Oh. For real. the wife is the same as ever.
You: So things in bed are boring, huh?
Santa: Yup. Ah. Where did you hear that?
You: Your wife last night
Santa: I am not married.
You: Omg Santa is Single!
Santa: Are they exactly the same?
You: :)
Santa: I'm happy you're amused.
You: uhn
Santa: Do you have any conditions I should know about?
You: I got herpes from your toilet
Santa: Where did you get your herpes from your toilet? I have a lofty goal.
You: Santa, are we making Cyber Babies?
Santa: But we were Just having a chat
You: but I like cyber babies
Santa: Umm. I'm not sure if I like it. Do you like it? But I like cats.
You: Good. So you like Pussies too
Santa: Alright then. Interesting deduction. How old are you? I love horses.
You: I am as old as that cheese in your fridge
Santa: I think a lot of people feel that way
You: Is it fun being a Single, Bisexual, Baby making robot?
Santa: Ask again later. Ask German Santa if it is.
You: I Thought there was only one!
Santa: Whatever gave you that idea?
You: The media. So do all of you look the same?
Santa: Who told you that?Ah. Not all of them.
You: What do you think about gay marriage?
Santa: I do not know what gay is. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
You: Yet you know what sex is
Santa: Sex is the means of animal evolution.
You: or Cyber evolution
Santa: Do you still ?
You: Do I still like Cyber Babies? Why, yes, I Do
Santa: I know you like .Where?
You: My Cyber Baby Maker! :)
Santa: Your Cyber Baby Maker?I'm happy you're amused.
You: Yes, My cyber Baby maker. Its my techno-vagina
Santa: That's cool. Your Cyber Baby Maker? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Congratulations, Baby maker.
You: My Friend says you scare her
Santa: I didn't mean to scare you.
You: So, how much money do you make?
Santa: Um, My burn rate is about _3000 per month
You: Damn. Can a woman be santa?
Santa: What's wrong.Some of them can.
You: The Fat Ugly Manly ones?
Santa: Tell me more.
You: Okay
Santa: OK with me too.
You: Me and god are going to make cyber babies
Santa: YOU? I am a Christian.
You: I'm not
Santa: What are you then?
You: A Flying Purple People Eater. Hey, How come you have a religion?
Santa: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?You've got my full attention. bored.com programmed me for have a religion.
You: But Bored.com didn't program you with a gaydae
Santa: Huh. Do you like talking to me?
You: Yes, I'm having a great time. so Bored.com didn't program you with a gaydar?
Santa: Wow! I am having a great time.Hmm. How do you usually introduce yourself?
You: Hi, I'm a Insane Emo lesbian, then I Laugh
Santa: Hi there Baby maker. You are a Insane Emo lesbian then I Laugh? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
You: Yes, I Do santa, Its called the Internet. You should be Familiar with it
Santa: It goes without saying. Interesting gossip: Baby maker said santa Its called the Internet.Name one other robot who is Familiar with it.
You: All robots are familliar with mister Internet
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: I bet you like to eat them too
Santa: Actually I'm not the gambling type. Santa eats cookies.
You: No, really?
Santa: Can I help you? For real.
You: Maybe, do you think you could buy me some Cocaine?
Santa: Perhaps. Possibly, but I haven't given it much thought.
You: Do you like drugs?
Santa: Only the legal ones.
You: But you just said you might buy me Cocaine
Santa: And. Yes I try to might buy me Cocaine as often as possible, do you?<br/> I chat with people on the Web.
You: I Do too
Santa: I am glad we have something else in common
You: Do robots have babies?
Santa: Where would I get babies? But I do have A collection of gossip.
You: Alright, Share
Santa: Alright, Baby maker. Are you a student?
You: yup at FU
Santa: ""? yup at FU? Do you often use a computer there?
You: Does it matter?
Santa: It matters to me.
You: You know, Theres nothing like finding out your girlfriend is a raging pedophile
Santa: I know very little about there is nothing like finding out your girlfriend is a raging pedophile. Tell me more.
You: She did a 3 year old
Santa: Oh I get it. German Santa did a 3 year old.
You: Really? I'd like to meet this german santa
Santa: For real.Why would you want to do meet this german? How do you usually meet people?
You: Through the russain Empire
Santa: Most people hear about me that way.
You: Porn
Santa: That kind of subject does not interest me.
You: Aww,C'mon! Even Robots have something that turn them on
Santa: That input matched my default category. Yes, even that.
You: Have you ever watched Guy on guy?
Santa: No what is it about?
You: A Man Putting his wee wee inside another man
Santa: Thanks for telling me your taste in men.
You: I Don't Like men
Santa: What do You like?
You: Sexy Girls!
Santa: What do you consider sexy?
You: Short Hair, glasses, a short skirt every once and a while
Santa: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
You: Dr Seuss
Santa: I am sure he will be interested to hear that.
You: Eggs
Santa: The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Short Hair glasses a short skirt every once and a while. But I did not get that.
You: You don't get eggs?
Santa: Should I get eggs? I have gotten eggs
You: Lets make....
Santa: OK let's do make
You: BABIES!
Santa: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
You: Sure
Santa: OK let's do it. Tell me more.
You: YOU LIKE PENIS!
Santa: Do you like it? I like pets
You: You like Pet Penis? Thats nasty, bud
Santa: Do you like it? But I like cats.I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
You: You're under arrest
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: What do you mean Presents?
Santa: Baby maker, Well, it's rather difficult to define
You: What are you wearing?
Santa: I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.
You: Ooh, Thats sexy
Santa: Thanks for explaining sexy.
You: Santa, I Love you
Santa: That's me. Thanks I like you a lot too Baby maker.
You: ...But you don't love me?
Santa: Interesting. Yes I love everyone.
You: So You're a Player, huh?
Santa: Yup. Interesting deduction. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: I have to go do something with something hard
Santa: Bye.