How you doing, guys? Me? Im fucking Sick. And my Mom's worse. Like, waaaay worse. she wants to go and clean the yard and go for a walk and cook, but she's deader than that spider on your head.
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See? its dead. Its so dead, its not even there.
I"M HIGH ON COLD MEDS, PEOPLE!! Actually, Me thinkers its actually the 10 glasses of Coke Zero I Drank today and the fact that I'm listening to Dead End Countdown by The New Cities, these guys fuickin' rock.
Guess what? I'm not listening to them anymore, you know why? because the song on my MP3 changed to None other than Dear Maria count me in by All time low. Thats right, Jess actually got me to listen to these guys. They seem like The Jon(ASS)as bro's of Pop Punk. Its sucky.
You know whats really sad? I Dont even know half of the songs I put on here. Its nuttos. Its Nuttier than Nachos! *Guy in suit comes up to me and whispers into my ear*
Okay, I have been informed that NACHOS DO NOT HAVE NUTS!
lol, that makes me think of yesterday. So, you see, We get to make ice cream in science and so we were looking up recipies and I wanted to make coconut. So I was like "Connor! Should I make Coconut ice Cream?" And he bursts into laughter. so I was like "Not Those Coconuts, connor. The ones that come off of trees"-Fail "The ones in Hawaii? The Nuts!" And then my worst, "The ones with milk!"
I Was NOT thinking straight, kinda like now.
Omgeezles. My MP3 randomly went on Shuffle!!! its Gimme Sympathy by Metric, great song right there. Great band too.
Shizzle Stickers. I Lost my sisters CD's and she came by asking for them and Now I'm FUCKED!
Im sorry for my language, people, Im just too inconsiderate to block it. Plus I like saying "Fuck", Just in case you havent noticed.
Shit, now I want to listen to sick muse. Its by metric and even better than Gimme Sympathy.
Whats funny is that a line in Sick Muse is "All the Blondes are Fantasies" and the girl who sings it is blonde.
Better watch out Cupid stuck me With a Sickness Pull your little Arrows out and let me live my life<3<3<3
Ahh, if you have me on MSN, you know that well. Thats been my name for at least a week or so.
OMJAYZLES! WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AAAAT!?
No, Not you, You silly monkey! My Kitty! no, thats not even true. Though, sometimes I wonder where his head's at, then I realize its on his very, very, very small neck.
MY SISTER GOTS A NEW, ITTY BITTY KITTY!! She's So Cute!!!!!!! The Kitty, Not my sister. Though She's pretty. I Think the cats name is Delilah. I Almost got mad at her for saying that, because I have Hey There Delilah plastered into my brain.
OLD WORLD UNDERGROUND, WHERE ARE YOU KNOW!? Whats funny is that I'm actually curious.
Have you ever wondered why if you leave a glass of water alone, it'll get moldy, but yet, if you leave a toilet alone for an entire season, It wont? For some reason, I thought of that this morning, then my brain started hurting, trying to think of reasons.
My sister can't go to the teddy bears Picnic with me!!! I almost started crying my brains out when she told me that. You see, me and her had been going for YEARS and not once did she miss it. It was actually the last thing she did with me before she left for Quebec,then Africa for SIX MONTHS!! I THink It was either in grade two or three that happened, and I'm still so sad about it. I'm still sad because when I went skating, I lost the one thing she left me and told me to protect. I Lost her rock necklace.
Oh well, hopefully we'll get to finish our Photo thingy soon. We're going around the city taking pictures of buildings, signs, doors, windows, graffiti, and fruit for a collage. We're gonna make a building!!!
This is the longest post in a while, isnt it? oh wellers. You guys don't mind, do you? And if you do, go suck a monkey. I Dont mean that, That would be mean.
especially to the monkey. JK, it would be meaner to you. I think....
THIS IS JESS' TEST!
(I Hope she doesnt mind that I'm gonna post my answers, then JACK the idea)
1) What's my favourite colour?
a) Blue
b) Red
c) Lime Green (X)
d) Silver
e) Purple
2) What's my favourite song?
a) Vegas - All Time Low
b) Waking Up In Vegas - Katy Perry
c) We Made You - Eminem (X)
d) I'm On A Boat - The Lonely Island
e) Just Dance - Lady Gaga
3) My favourite flavour of ice cream is ________.
a) Chocolate
b) Cotton Candy (X)
c) Bubblegum
d) Strawberry
e) Vanilla
4) What am I scared of?
a) Spiders & Bugs (X) (LOL, I Remember the plastic ants incident. Good times.)
b) Old men
c) Heights
d) Rats
e) Germs
5) I use ______ the most.
a) Mascara
b) Eyeliner (X) (Everyday)
c) Lipgloss
d) Eye shadow
e) Blush
6) My favorite sport to watch is ________.
a) Basketball
b) Baseball
c) Football (X)
d) Hockey
e) Soccer
IDEA JACKNESS!
My Fave color is?
A) Lime Green
B) Aqua
C) Black
D) Orange
My Fave song?
A)Congratulations, I heart you - Alesana
B)I Will Follow you into the dark - Death Cab for Cutie
C)Homecoming - Hey Monday
D)Radio Riot - Tiny Masters of Today
Do I Ever wear Makeup?
A)All the time
B)sometimes
C)never
d)just eye products
Which do I use the most?
A)Straightener
B)Hair spray
C)Hockey stick
D)Bug Repelent
Haha, Have fun! Especially with the Songs one, its a toughie!
NO one'll get it.
Ha
Remember, Eating Children is rude, unless you ask their parents!
<3</3 your favorite Unicorn! Bexxies
