Hi so im jane and i do drawing stuff but i havent in a while because im a highschooler and its fuckin dificult to do things and also the website is not cooperating with me so thats a thing.
any way this mah personal blog n stuff that i use for things and if you want to see more things may i suggest to you my tumblr? its not hipster i swear its toast worth it
any way i dunno u dont have to stay if u dont want to i mean i would like u 2 but hey its ur life bro
I just finished vampire knight. 
and because my main anime-watching moments occure between the window of 9 pm and 1 am, I won't be able to sleep untill, say, four. And i wake up at six. two hours of sleep. for me, that is not good, because my average is beetween four and eight hours. So, i decided to try hellsing. one of my friends (we call him berry) reccomended it, so... I'm hoping I'll enjoy it...
*sniff sniff* vampire knight...
Okay, for those of you that know, I love horror-murder-assasin-mystery-type anime and manga. Well, recently, I've been watching "When they Cry". Forget death note, this was blood and gore!! And for once, instead of being absolutly fasinated, I'm scared, man!! And having the theme song stuck in my head doesn't help much, either!!
You wanna hear it? It's kinda creepy...
So I walk into the bathroom, because my mom wants me to turn off all the lights. And the theme song's on full blast in my head. Turning off all the lights off in the house can be scary. I think my fear of darkness and zombies just reared it's ugly head. I walk into my room, and cautiously turn on the lights. Okay, I thought. No zombies so far.
That was when I heard a chain saw.
I whipped around, all senses (and the theme song) on full blast.
"SCANNER-CHAN!!!" I yelled at my scanner, "DO NOT DO THAT AGAIN!!!" She turned herself on, like she always does, when someone hits the lights.
"You shoulda seen the look on your face," she snickered.
"both of you, shut up," said Ozwald, my black cat hissed, one of his amber eyes where closed and the fur on the top of his head was all fuzzed up, the way he always looked after a nap on my bed.
"Aww... let them have their fun! you're always so up-tight, Ozz," purred Mouse, his tabby brother. his amber eyes, both of which, where open.
"tch. Humans," and Ozz went to sleep again.
"well, you guys can sleep. I'm gonna find a nice, romantic shojo to watch, thank you very much!"
and... the end?
well, first I busted my butt finding a black crayon! That's right, they're crafty little devils, they are. my search lead me deep into the endless cave that is my junk room. I came upon a bucket of crayons. I searched, and searched. Right when I began to think my efforts where futile, I came uppon crayolas special halloween "culdren black". the rarest of the rare. alas, I could finish my drawing! (like that format I put it in? just proves I was born to write scripts!!)
next, after I completed my master peice, I went to scanner-chan! scanner-chan is the only person i can trust with my precious drawings. I walked into my room to find her sleeping. I pressed the power button. nothing. I tried again, several more times.
"scanner-chan, are you ok?!" I yelled, picking her up and shaking her around. then I realized, I forgot to turn on the light-switch. I hit the switch.
scanner-chan booted to life, purring a gentle welcome.
"oh-hiyo (good morning in japanese) scanner-chan!"
"good morning, kitty-chan! did you just wake up?"
"nah, I've been up for a wile, working on my next masterpeice."
"let me see it!" I placed the picture under scanner-chans lid.
"i need you to scan this, scanner-chan," I said, plugging in the usb.
"I'd love too! oh, it's so pretty, kitty-chan!" I pressed the scan button, and she began to humm even louder as she scanned it.
"all done! now, can i get back to my nap?"
"ofcourse, scanner-chan," and I pressed the power button.
I finished all the nessesary preperations, and pressed the submitt button.
"the file size is too big" the website told me.
I went back to scanner-chan, "sorry to wake you up again, scanner-chan," I said as i pressed the power button.
"It's okay! now, let see what you've drawn this time!" she said, cheafully.
"Um... I kinda need you to scan the same one again..."
"oh? you do? mmmm.... I wanted to see your next..." she made a face. well, all the face a scanner could make.
"sorry, sorry." she scanned again. "okay, go finish your nap." I decreased the size of the picture, and tried again.
"the file size is too big," the otaku told me.
this prosess repeted for several hours.
"I'M TIRED OF THIS!!!" Scanner-chan hissed.
"ME TOO!" I yelled back.
"this is the last time!" scanner-chan rummbled at me.
"don't be difficult, scanner-chan..."
"I'll be dificult all I want!!"
"scanner-chan... fine... one more time is all I ask." she rummbled as she worked. I pressed the power button.
this is my last chance,I thought to myself, scanner-chan isn't one to agree... I looked at the mb size. my computer was always wrong with that... could it be that it got wise?! I went to the size option. i can't shrink it! it will only be three inches then!
I desperatly searched for another way. decrease resolution? I pressed the button. I lowered it by fifty. The file size shrunk drasticly, wile the picture remaind around six inches.
"yes!!" I said, "finally, I can post it!"
and so, thus goes my wonderful story.
