I was in this T-shirt shop earlier that has quotes all over the walls, I found a couple that I like :3
"Never let yesterday take up too much of today"
"If nothing ever changed there'd be no butterflies."
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot."
"The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."
"The people who mind don't matter, but the people who matter don't mind."
"Your reputation is merely what others think of you, while your character is what you truly are."
"I did not go to the funural, but I sent a nice note saying that I approve of it"
"A journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step."
there was another one but I can't remeber what it was....oh well!
And then quote from a website I found!
"Supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting"
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."
"A word to the wise ain't necessary- it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."
"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."
"Be obscure clearly."
"Behind every great man is a great woman rolling her eyes."
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried before."
"Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing."
"Electricity is really just organized lightning."
"Go to heaven for the climate, Hell for the company"
"Get your facts first, then you cna distort them as you please."
lol, these make me laugh XD