I am the official assistant cook to my mom! Mostly 'cause my dad is napping and my brother is playing MW3...

I've had two jobs so far,

1. "mash up these oreos" was my direction and I was givin a bowl of plain oreo cookies, no frosting and this wooden thing that you mash stuff up with. So in my head I'm like "DIE OREOS!!!!! HAHAHA!" while trying to break them up. It didn't work, so I got to put them through a food processor!! That was more fun :3 it had sharp blades >XD

2. "cut up the apples I peel" was my direction and I was givin a plastic cutting board, some peeled apple quarters, and a long sharp knife. Knife >:3 that was fun as well, even though it was for apple pie and I don't even like apple pie, oh well! ^^

Also with the oreos before I got the food processor, the oreos attacted me...a bunch of them popped over the side of the bowl and got crumbs on my shirt and on the floor, which I had to sweep up >>;;