Jiraiya, the Toad Sage, came into the room with a big fat fanboy look on his ninja face. Zhen, Cat, and I knew that we were in for it. The way he looked us over was just creepy. Like, stalker look... We shuddered in unison. He began to talk to us, and we realized that we were the only people in the room. "Hi, I'm Lord Jiraiya, the Toad Sage, prodigal son of the Sonin Three of Konohagakure Village, and your new instructor. You three are here together for a little preliminary test. We've been doing this with each of your fellow jonin cells." Looking at each other, we groaned and slumped. This was not going to be good. Then, Jiraiya winked at us. "Don't worry, my lovely little lady loves. I will be gentle."
At this, we all jumped up and screamed, "WTF?" as he lifted his hands in restraint.
"Um...I didn't mean that literally..." he tried to explain.
"SURE!" We yelled and bombarded him with smacks that he didn't even ward off. "Yeah right!! Naruto was right! You are the Pervy Sage!!"
"Not this again..." he grumbled under his breath. "Okaay...okay...enough. It's time to start your ANBU acceptance trial. I hope you are ready."
We rolled our eyes at each other and yelled out, "CHAA!!" (Translation: DUH, dum@$$.)