"I AM GOING TO KILL YOU, CHESSY!!!" Jiraiya shouts, making sure his uh... jingle bells...were well protected. He was gaining on us. "When I catch up to you, I'm am going to...." The Pervy Sage shouted out a lengthy and graphic speech on exactly how he planned on maiming me and my teammates. We decided not to let that happen. We hoped. "SUMMONING JUTSU!!!"
"AAWWWW....SHITTTT!!!!" We yelled at the top of our lungs. We were screwed. Totally. Completely. Royally. SCREWED. Did I mention that we were screwed? The Toad Sage had summoned the Chief Toad, Gamabunta. WE WERE SO SCREWED THAT IT WASN'T EVEN FUNNY. I ran faster than my friends when I saw the Chief Toad, because when I used the Saber Nut Shot technique, I had painted a giant target on my head.
"DAMMIT!! I AM SOOOO DEAD!!!" I screamed and ran. And ran. Eventually, I turned around, my temper fueled by my utterly insane idiocy. "WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING? AM I ACTUALLY GOING TO RUN AWAY FROM A FIGHT WITH MY OWN SENSEI? HELL NO!!!!! COME HERE, YOU FROG LOVER!!" I drew my scimitar with an annoyed smirk. "I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR AMPHIBIAN RIDING ARSE!!!" I watched as Gamabunta drew closer. Man, that son of a gun was a big sucker. My last thought before the fight began was: What the HELL have I gotten myself into?