I grabbed the bells from the motion drunk sannin's belt and somersaulted off of the Chief Toad before he could even register that I had--yet again--trespassed on top of his head. I landed on my knees, hard. Then, I blew my cookies yet again.
"Damn." I wiped my mouth with a corner of my sleeve. "Now, where the hell are Cat and Zhen?"
I looked around. They weren't that hard to find. Cat was running around in a circle with HER hind quarters on fire this time, probably from Jiraiya's Toad Flame Bomb. Even as I watched, she tripped. Zhen was watching her crazy antics from a distance and laughing her ass off. Zhen seemed unharmed. Of course. The coward.
I walked toward them, staggering in a zig-zagged line. I felt drunk myself.
When I got close enough, I did a few hand signs and used the Water Dragon Jutsu on Cat's flaming rear. Then, I sat down and directed the Water Dragon at Zhen. Both of them drenched, they stopped laughing and scowled at me. Cat-chan, as imperturbable as ever, yelled out, "CHESSY-CHAN!!"
I grimaced and shook my head. "Not so loud. I feel like I have a hangover. Like one of the 'Oh my God!! What the hell did I do to get this hung over?' hangovers. So just shut up for a minute, you two."
They did.