Zhen, Cat, and I met up with Pervy-Sensei at noon the next day. It was a good time to meet, I must admit. Or so I thought...
"Hi, Jiraiya-sennin." Cat chimed as she skipped up to the Sannin.
"'Sup, O Pervy One?" I asked as I walked up with a little grin on my face.
"How have you been this morning, you FREAKIN' PERVERT?!!!!" We all looked at Zhen, who looked a little more than disheveled and mad as hell. Our jaws dropped a little as she walked right up to our teacher and bitch-slapped him right in the kisser.
"WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH YOU?" I bellowed as Cat-chan hid behind me. "WHY THE HELL DID YOU JUST BITCH-SLAP OUR SENSEI?"
She got right up in my face in response. "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU--OF ALL PEOPLE--DEFENDING THAT PERVERTED SONUVABITCH??? HE MOTHER------- WAS PEEKING IN THE WOMEN'S BATHS THIS MORNING--WHILE I WAS IN THERE!!!!"
My jaw dropped a little bit at the extent of her language at first. She was definitely using one of my taboo words--words that, when used around me, would result in a roundhouse kick to the face (Chuck Norris style.) Then, I realized what he said.
"Cat, get out of here for a few." I tossed her a few ryo and waved her off. "Get some Reece's Pieces or something."
"YAAYYY! REECE'S PIECES!!!!! SQUUUEEEEEEEEE!!!!" Cat zoomed off, lost in her own Reece's Pieces-oriented Cloud Nine.
"Now, Mr. Sannin of the Hidden Leaf Village," I began, cracking my knuckles loudly, as Zhen did the same. "Let's teach YOU a little something, shall we? THE VALUE OF PRIVACY!!!"
Cat-chan vaguely heard a girly-sounding scream of agony and terror as she wolfed down her Reece's Pieces.