After we had settled down, the Pervy Sage looked us over. I was undoubtedly smug, Cat was undoubtedly scared, and Zhen was undoubtedly pissed off. I got a little smile of satisfaction from looking over at her and seeing a residual wisp of smoke curling up from her backside. Our sensei, on the other hand, was looking like he was trying his damnedest not to laugh.
"As I was saying before, I spoke with Gamabunta, and we decided you would not like this idea. So, I came up with a 'Plan B' to get you to the Dayspa."
My team and I glared up at him wearily.
"KUCHIYOSE NO JUTSU!!" Jiraiya shouted with just a hint of a clog dance tossed in, and the mighty Chief Toad Gamabunta appeared in a puff of smoke. "Okay, Bunta, load 'em up!!!"
"What the hell?" I shouted with a bit of trepidation. "Load WHAT up?"
I got my answer when the Toad's tongue wrapped around my team and me.
In unison, we yelled, "TOAD RAPE!"

**Note: Not really.**