Everything was fine on the way in until Zhen-chan opened her big mouth and hit me in my biggest weakness: I am a shinobi fangirl. I am shinobi. And I am the fangirl of shinobi. One shinobi in particular.
"Ooh, look, Chessy-chan, it's Kakashi-san! Hey, Kakashi!!!" She waved, her towel nearly falling with the motion.
"What are you trying to do? Blind him?" I hissed in her ear. "Have you forgotten that all you're wearing is a towel? SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I MAKE YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!!"
"Aww...look. Chessy-chan is in LUUUVVV!!" Cat cackled, then abruptly shut her mouth as I glared in her general vicinity.
"One more word, either of you," I added in a low and deadly undertone, "and I swear I will rip out your larynx and let you drown slowly in your own blood. It's a slow and painful death and takes very little energy to execute."
I had the satisfaction of watching my teammates gulp in mortal terror.
"Now," I began with a deep cleansing breath, "TO THE HOT SPRINGS!!!!!"
Here's where we made our first mistake: We did not make a sweep of the hot springs to make sure that the area was secure.
Here's where we made our second mistake: We came to a damn dayspa with the most perverted shinobi in all of Konoha.
Our third mistake: We're closet perverts ourselves.