DEAR CITIZENS,
THE APOCALYPSE OF 2013 IS STARTING AND THESE ARE THE WARNING SIGNS:

• 1. Rouge-chan (aka chinasan) stops being random and turns into a ninja
  2. I start derping around and scream chicken (wait..... i do that all the time...)
  3. The world will be soon ruled by cows so you better start treating them nicely...
  4. If you have a locker at school then all lockers will start dropping beads when you try to take something out of it.
  5. You will start to poop out glitter
  6. Dancing pickles with mustaches will be the servants of cows after they take over earth.
  7. Chickens will start teaching us algebra.
  8. Zombies will quite their job of scaring us and will start becoming independent people.
  9. I will actually start cleaning my room on my own.
  10. Cats and dogs will actually become friends.
  11. Penguins will become famous writers.
  12. Slender man and I will actually open a "eating faces/ killing" agency.

(random penguins)

OKay gUYs So basically thats wut we have now but it you see these signs one after the other then we suggest you get a hold of your teddy bear and stay the heck at home and hide in your basements.
thank-you for your cooperation,

Rose-chan/miku-chan