DEAR CITIZENS!!
ATTENTION! THIS IMPORTANT!!!
There have been a couple of stalking incidents happening. The stalker is called by the name of GRELL SUTCLIFF. This stalker leaves skull designs on your bushes from your garden.
Here is an example:

Now, I will describe to you dat stalker,
. The stalker looks like a girl but you will realize he is a guy once you take his pants off....
. The stalker has red hair.
. Dat Asscalls "sebas-chan! sebas-chan!" all da time.....
. wear high heels
. is a homo.

NOW IF YOU SEE A GUY WITH ALL OF THESE DESCRIPTIONS THEN I ADVICE YOU TO STAY THE HELL AT HOME AND GET A HOLD OF YOUR TEDDY BEAR AND SUCK YOUR THUMB UNTIL THE COPS ARRIVE.
p.s If you are a good looking guy then be careful because dat stalker rapes...

Rose-chan/miku-chan