It was three days after they defeated Xemnas, and Riku was no happier. He couldn’t say why, he just wasn’t happy… it felt like he was missing something important. Something… light. Or was it someone…
Riku was getting the mail. He had gotten a ton of fan mail after all of the battles and such. Sora got even more. But all in all, he wasn’t going to waste postage, or time, on reading some fan girls love letter.
But then, something caught his eye. Only one letter was there, and it had no return address. On top of that, the letter had a title. “your only a fan if…” ‘your only a fan if what? And what are you a fan of? ’ he thought, deciding he could open at least one fan letter. He put the letter in his pocket, went to the beach, and went to the smallest island to sit on the Paupu tree. Soon, he started to read:
You're a Kingdom Hearts fan if:
1: you know that Xemnas is an anagram for Mansex
2: you say “dance, water dance!” anytime you see water
3: you bug everyone around you by saying, “got it memorized?” after every sentence
4: you ask a cashier to give you 2,000 munny instead of 20 dollars
5: you squealed when Sora started crying in front of Riku
Riku’s eye twitched at this, though, he still didn’t know where this was going…
6: you attack any shadow with a key
7: you own all the games, including the ones not realized yet.
8: you own posters of all the characters, and there hanging up in your room to the point your friends yell at you.
9: you can make grilled cheese with your hands
10: You read, watch, Etc. SoRiku, AkuRoku, Zemyx, or Cleon stuff
Now, Riku was gagging. He’d never thought about Sora in that way, but as the situation grew in his mind, the more he started to believe that he may actually LIKE Sora. Though, he still had some doubts. He folded up the very long note, and as if on cue, Sora hopped over the tree to be with his said best friend.
“Hey Riku, what’s up? You finally give in to reading fan mail?” he asked. Riku, at this point, was trying so hard to fight back a blush. By the way Sora’s face didn’t change, He knew it was working.
“No, this note’s just a list of… things to do.” He said mostly to himself. He was very proud of the excuses he was making!
“Oh… well, Kairi wanted me to come get you. She said something about a big surprise.” He said. Kairi, The one person who he thought was the one he liked, and Sora being the one he was jealous of. Now, he KNEW it was the other way around.
“Alright, I’ll meet you guys in a few minutes. Gotta think, ya know?”
“Ok, but please try to hurry. Selphie’s coming, too!” Sora said. I shuttered. In two years Selphie became the most hyper person in the world. Now, you can’t go anywhere with that girl without her having sugar in her hand. And usually, it was pixie sticks… that were a yard long…
Riku sighed. He knew this was going to be a long day. “Sora, what should I do…”
