.::show starts::.
Taru: hello people! Thanks for coming, and welcome to the new Show (cough)fanfic(cough) ask KingdomHearts! Where YOU get to ask the questions, and we give you answers, random moments, laughs, cries, questions of there own, and possibly even a fight or two!
Sora: Alright! This is gonna be great! Ask away, people!
Kairi: Sora, ladies first!
Taru: …Kairi, it’s up to the viewers on who gets to go first…
Riku: why am I here again?
Taru: you're here because I said you’d be given to the queen of evil (A.K.A my sister who thinks she’s married to Sephiroth)
Riku: …right…
Taru: oh, c’mon! don’t be so Emo! At least, not for this show!
Riku:…
Taru: …eh? O…k… well, lets see who you can ask…
(looks through script) umm…let’s see… Sora, Kairi, Riku,… looks like Axel, Roxas, Demyx, and Zexion are coming… I can drag big brother Leon out of bed and make Cloud come with the persuasive powers of my evil sister… Yuna and Rikku (in this story called Ri) can make it…Hayner, Pence and Olette… Namine and… who else can make it- oh! And Selphie. I think that’s it guests will be Kiri, Fuu (my evil sister….) and Yuffie (the older, and secretly more evil one…) More characters may come along sometime in the show (by request, of course) and secrets WILL be told!
Riku: (wide eyes) what are you planning, Taru!?
Taru: oh, you’ll see!
Selphie: SQUEE!!!! Wow! This place is SOOOO great!!! I wonder what questions I’ll get!
Riku: Probably something like, Selphie, why are you so hyper and crazy?
Selphie: (hits Riku with a tennis racket and sends him flying anime-style)
Taru: I feel bad for him…
Kairi: Umm, can we just get on with this, please… I don’t see why we have to do this. We just got back to the islands three days ago!
Taru: then suck it up! you have a ton of fans wanting to ask about what REALLY happened, and here you are, whining! Troublesome- oh no! I’m starting to sound like shikamaru!
Sora: whose he?
Taru: oops… wrong anime… (flips through script) oh, and another thing, He-who-must-not-be-named-around-Cloud also maybe coming. And the fire pit from hell (Reno)
Axel: RENO’S COMING!?
Taru: yes…
Axel: YAY!!! Now I can burn things when I want to!
Taru: and that is because…?
Axel: oh, he didn’t tell you? He’s my older brother!
Everyone but Taru, Axel, and Riku: (gasp!!!)
Taru: I think I’m the only sane one here.
Riku: what about me?
Taru: even you have issues… you keep falling into darkness…
Riku: and that’s a bad thing? Your sisters are evil!
Taru: eh, my sisters are lost-case dorks… You, however could change if you REALLY wanted to!
Selphie: OK! MOVING ON!
Taru: umm… oh yeah, I won’t start the real Q’s & A’s Until I get three questions from reviewers. Yes, THREE!!! Even if Kiri, me, or somebody else makes up three questions, I’m not gonna start without three reviews! So, TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!
Chuu~Wai!