50% Retarded

1. [ x ] You have choked on water before.

2. [ ] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [ x ] You have walked into a door.

4. [ x ] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5. [ x ] You have walked into a wall.

6. [ ] You have fallen going UP the stairs before.

7. [ ] You have jumped off stairs and hit your head on whatever was above them.

8. [ ] You have been electrocuted by a light-switch or an outlet.

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10. [ ] Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching.

11. [ x ] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ x ] You sometimes don't understand sayings / jokes, and it takes a long time to figure them out.

14. [ ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [ x ] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] you have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before.

17. [ ] You have played with fire.

18. [ x ] You've tripped over your own shoelace.

19. [ x ] You didn't even notice there wasn't a number 13 in this quiz.

20. [ x ] You just checked to see if there wasn't a number 13.

0% - 0/20 x's
5% - 1/20 x's
10% - 2/20 x's
15% - 3/20 x's
20% - 4/20 x's
25% - 5/20 x's
30% - 6/20 x's
35% - 7/20 x's
40% - 8/20 x's
45% - 9/20 x's
50% - 10/20 x's
55% - 11/20 x's
60% - 12/20 x's
65% - 13/20 x's
70% - 14/20 x's
75% - 15/20 x's
80% - 16/20 x's
85% - 17/20 x's
90% - 18/20 x's
95% - 19/20 x's
100% - 20/20 x's

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