*I do realize this is a repost. PLEASE DON'T FLAME ME!!! It's for the contest. (Beating each other up counts as action, right?)*
So, I was just doodling, minding my own business, and all of a sudden Team Rocket pops in! They could only stay for a few seconds that time, so we set up an appointment for an interview...
Doodeedoodee dododo...
*twiddles thumbs*
*contemplates eating the virtual cookies she set up for Team Rocket*
*stereo blaring Stupefy by Disturbed*
Narrator (Chienashiki Mizumi, otherwise known as Chie-chan!): Hello everyone! Today we join our heroes –
*Ash and twerp trio walk through website portal*
Chie-chan: *veins show* NO you idiots! *kicks Ash, swipes Pikachu and hands it to James*
Chie-chan: À ton service, monsieur. *smiles sweetly*
James *sweatdrop*: (whispering) Isn’t it supposed to be the other way around?
Jessie: Hey! Keep your mitts off James, uh, whoever you are!
Chie-chan: (bowing) Excusez moi, s’il vous plaît! J’oub –
Meowth: *scratches Chie-chan* English, please!
Jessie: Who are you, anyway? *Team Rocket looks around them*
Chie-chan *sweatdrop*: I’m supposed to be asking the questions! Now, ummm, where to start, where to start…
*turns away and starts to mutter to self*
Team Rocket: o_O
Chie-chan: Okay, you guys are guests on my world, Shadow Lurker Wolf’s Apathetic Obsessiveness lair! So, look around, and see if you have anything to ask about…
*all clamber over to portal like crazed monkeys*
Chie-chan *huge sweatdrop*: Uh, guys. GUYS!
*Jessie, James, and Meowth turn around and accidentally hit a button on the world*
*Korn’s Twisted Transistor starts playing*
*Chie-chan is blushing uncontrollably*
“Hey you, hey you, Devil's little sister
Listening to your Twisted Transistor
Hold it between your legs
Turn it up, turn it up
Low end is coming through
Can't get enough
A lonely life, where no one understands you
But don't give up, because the music do
Music do
Music do
Music do
Music do
Music do
Music do
Because the music do
And then it's reaching
Inside you forever preaching
Fuck you too
Your scream's a whisper
Hang on you
Twisted Transistor
Hey you, hey you, finally you get it
The world ain't fair, eat you if you l–“
Jessie: What exactly was that?
Chie-chan: That was Korn, my fave band, thank you very much! *starts beatboxing the rhythm from Freak on a Leash*
Brock: Creepy, but cute.
Chie-chan: *kicks Brock* Shut up! I’m talking to the coolestest people on the planet, and THAT DOES NOT INCLUDE YOU!
Jessie: *sweatdrop* Maybe you should be a little nicer to the twerps…
Chie-chan: *looks up from duct-taping the twerp trio together* Huh? *perks, realizing something* Enough screwing around! We’ve been doing that for five minutes straight! Now, first question… Murr, would you do the honors?
Murr: Nya, of course, Chie-chan~! OK, um… first off –
Meowth: Whoa! Meowth! Another talking cat?!? Who are you?
Murr: The pre-evolutionary form of you. I’m the Scratch Kitten Pokemon. Now, who made the motto?
Chie-chan: And how does it RHYME?!? Do you realize how hard I’ve worked to create my own, I can’t rhyme to save my life! WAHHHHH!!
Jessie: O.o* Um, to answer your question, I really don’t know, we’ve had it for so long… *shoves James*
James: Eeek!
Jessie: I’m sure you remember! Tell the girl who created our motto! I’m sure it was me… *strikes a pose*
James *twiddling with his thumbs*: *whispers* Actually, I think I did…
Jessie: Don’t be ridiculous! You’re too stupid.
James: Wahh!! You’re so mean!
*Jessie starts beating James over the head with a saucepan*
Chie-chan *sweatdropping*: That’s quite enough!! His head has to be preserved at least for the interview! You can beat the crap out of him outside. On second thought, don’t. I’d hate to see the world’s most handsome man dead, unless he was an ultra-hot vampire. Now, Jessie, I have a question for you…
Jessie *sweatdropping*: What?
Wild *muttering under breath*: She should be able to see this coming, it’s on every interview…
Chie-chan: Did ya say something, Wild? *Wild shakes head back and forth vigorously* Okay. Jessie, what are your true feelings for James?
Jessie: *turns red, shrieking* WHAT? *James turns red* He’s just a friend!!
Meowth: An’ besides, little kids hate dat romantic crap! Dey start dat an’ every little kid will hate us, cuz dat’s all who watches da show!
Chie-chan: Your real fans are adolescent, like my age, if I was human. Little kids hate you. My little sister hates you. She hates me. See, little kids hate anyone older than them. Your real fans wanna see you get together!
Jessie: B-b-but, no kid older than the twerp’s age still watches Pokemon! So you’re saying everyone who watches hates us?
Chie-chan: NO!!! I still watch Pokemon, YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT????
Team Rocket: N-n-no!
*Chie-chan looks up from doodling Rocketshippy fanart, puts pencil in her mouth*
Chie-chan: Jessie, qu’est-ce que ton sentiment pour James?
Meowth: Dat’s creepy. Her French is poifect even with a pencil in her mouth!
James: We can’t understand French. We can’t even understand Japanese, the language of our native country! And we can barely understand English…
*Jessie whacks James*
Jessie: Speak for yourself, James!
Chie-chan: We’re getting off track again! Jessie, what are your feelings for James, really, for true?
Jessie: He. Is. Just. A. Friend.
Chie-chan: Oh, come on! I can tell he’s something more! How can you be with him, day and night, and not notice how hot he is?!? *Jessie starts to object but Chie-chan cuts her off* And here’s proof: Hey, James!
James *looks up from sulking in the corner*: Yes?
Chie-chan: How’d you like to be my boyfriend?
James *blushing*: B-b-but…
Jessie: YOU CAN’T HAVE HIM!!! *turns red*
Chie-chan: Ta-da! *holds up MP3 player*
Meowth *rolls his eyes*: How does that prove anything?
*Jessie’s eyes widen as she sees an audio recorder on it*
Jessie: H-ha! I di-didn’t say anything! S-so ha! *whispers* Crap…
Chie-chan: That reminds me, where’s James?
Jessie: Idiot, he probably got lost…
*James comes back, crying*
Jessie: *concerned* What now?
James: J-ju-just a f-feeling. I-I-I – I’M SO SORRRRRY CHIME!!
Chie-chan *eyes grow wide, gawks*: Y-y-you w-weren’t supposed to read that…
*Jessie scours the page*
Jessie: I like the “For a L33T Student” one. Annndd…. The metamorphosis was kinda cool… What was James so bent up about?
Chie-chan *points*: James, you really do feel that way…? O.O
James: Every last word.
Chie-chan: So you want to… kill yourself? WAHHH!! What a fate so cruel, for one so hot…
Meowth: Are you talkin in anudda language again?
Jessie: WAHH!!! James, I want a hug.
Meowth: Get a room, youse two.
Chie-chan: *sweatdropping* That’s all for today, folks!
